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    Escorts?

    Anybody partake? Are you married? Does your wife know?

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    No, but we had a Taurus for a while.

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    [QUOTE=baldnuts1;4496175]Anybody partake? Are you married? Does your wife know?[/QUOTE]

    No yes no




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    [QUOTE=32green;4496192]No yes no




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    Your wife doesn't know you're married? Does that mean she doesn't b!tch about all the things you were supposed to do but managed to put off?

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    [QUOTE=32green;4496192]No yes no




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    No yes she is omniscient

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    [QUOTE=crasherino;4496201]Your wife doesn't know you're married?[/QUOTE]

    she knows, but she's in denial.






    (can you blame her?)

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    [QUOTE=crasherino;4496201]Your wife doesn't know you're married? Does that mean she doesn't b!tch about all the things you were supposed to do but managed to put off?[/QUOTE]

    Yes no

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    [QUOTE=baldnuts1;4496175]Anybody partake? Are you married? Does your wife know?[/QUOTE]

    Yes. No. N/A.

    Is there anything you want to know in particular? Things are getting slow at home and you are getting curious?

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    [QUOTE=JetPotato;4496186]No, but we had a Taurus for a while.[/QUOTE]

    I owned two Escorts before I got my Taurus. All are now dead.

    And buried.

    On a beach.

    In Long Island.

    :P

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    What if your wife is/was an escort? How do you respond?

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    [QUOTE=Warfish;4496267]I owned two Escorts before I got my Taurus. All are now dead.

    And buried.

    On a beach.

    In Long Island.

    :P[/QUOTE]

    That Taurus I had was worn to hell. Someone wrote "CLI-" in front of the model name on the back one night.

    From that day forward, I could never find the thing, even though it was right in the driveway.

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    I own an F150. 200K on the engine and still kicking... it was my best "buy" in terms of a single item.

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    [QUOTE=Warfish;4496267]I owned two Escorts before I got my Taurus. All are now dead.

    And buried.

    On a beach.

    In Long Island.

    :P[/QUOTE]

    lol, in burlap sacks

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    [QUOTE=JetPotato;4496285]That Taurus I had was worn to hell. Someone wrote "CLI-" in front of the model name on the back one night.

    From that day forward, I could never find the thing, even though it was right in the driveway.[/QUOTE]



    :rimshot:


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    [QUOTE=32green;4496316]:rimshot:


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    I'm here all week. Try the veal.

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    I'm in.

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4496330]I'm in.[/QUOTE]..and she laughed and said 'seriously'?...

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    [QUOTE=2foolish197;4496334]..and she laughed and said 'seriously'?...[/QUOTE]

    Not when you're springing the $40.

    "ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME JOE!!!!!!!

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