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    Escorts?

    Anybody partake? Are you married? Does your wife know?

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    No, but we had a Taurus for a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldnuts1 View Post
    Anybody partake? Are you married? Does your wife know?
    No yes no




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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    No yes no




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    Your wife doesn't know you're married? Does that mean she doesn't b!tch about all the things you were supposed to do but managed to put off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    No yes no




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    No yes she is omniscient

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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    Your wife doesn't know you're married?
    she knows, but she's in denial.






    (can you blame her?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    Your wife doesn't know you're married? Does that mean she doesn't b!tch about all the things you were supposed to do but managed to put off?
    Yes no

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldnuts1 View Post
    Anybody partake? Are you married? Does your wife know?
    Yes. No. N/A.

    Is there anything you want to know in particular? Things are getting slow at home and you are getting curious?

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    never

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    No, but we had a Taurus for a while.
    I owned two Escorts before I got my Taurus. All are now dead.

    And buried.

    On a beach.

    In Long Island.


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    What if your wife is/was an escort? How do you respond?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    I owned two Escorts before I got my Taurus. All are now dead.

    And buried.

    On a beach.

    In Long Island.

    That Taurus I had was worn to hell. Someone wrote "CLI-" in front of the model name on the back one night.

    From that day forward, I could never find the thing, even though it was right in the driveway.

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    I own an F150. 200K on the engine and still kicking... it was my best "buy" in terms of a single item.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    I owned two Escorts before I got my Taurus. All are now dead.

    And buried.

    On a beach.

    In Long Island.

    lol, in burlap sacks

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    That Taurus I had was worn to hell. Someone wrote "CLI-" in front of the model name on the back one night.

    From that day forward, I could never find the thing, even though it was right in the driveway.





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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post



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    I'm here all week. Try the veal.

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    I'm in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    I'm in.
    ..and she laughed and said 'seriously'?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2foolish197 View Post
    ..and she laughed and said 'seriously'?...
    Not when you're springing the $40.

    "ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME JOE!!!!!!!

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