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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4496805]I just had to explain why I guffawed like a braying jackass to a room full of people (including my fiancee) discussing engagement party invitations.[/QUOTE]

    <insert "it's a trap!" pic here>

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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4496805]I just had to explain why I guffawed like a braying jackass to a room full of people (including my fiancee) discussing engagement party invitations.[/QUOTE]

    That just sealed my wedding invitation.

    "Who...is that, sweetums?"

    "Lol, the guy...you know, the guy from the website who said the thing about Squid-mouth insemination. Remember I was larfing? Let me bring you to him"



    :eek:

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    I got this as a gift

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    [QUOTE=32green;4496835]That just sealed my wedding invitation.

    "Who...is that, sweetums?"

    "Lol, the guy...you know, the guy from the website who said the thing about Squid-mouth insemination. Remember I was larfing? Let me bring you to him"



    :eek:

    -[/QUOTE]

    :rofl:

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    [QUOTE=crasherino;4496712]It can be expensive though. Do you know how much us newer mods gotta kick back to the old timers?

    I'm sure you all know how it is with guys like JW and Jumba....Didn't shake down any Newbies this week? Fuk you, pay me! sg3 is late with him money for reinstating his arse? Fuk you, pay me![/QUOTE]
    haha!

    It's never fun being the new bull in the herd. At least Sooth runs a tight ship here....TGG is a 3-ring circus of dumb****ery.

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    [QUOTE=32green;4496835]That just sealed my wedding invitation.

    "Who...is that, sweetums?"

    "Lol, the guy...you know, the guy from the website who said the thing about Squid-mouth insemination. Remember I was larfing? Let me bring you to him"



    :eek:

    -[/QUOTE]

    Yes, who is that guy over there, treating the open bar like an all-you-can-eat buffet? [I]What[/I] Insider? What hamper? :rolleyes:

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    [QUOTE=Gata;4496807]More power to ya ![/QUOTE]

    Welcome!

    That guy 10 hamput spots lower than you? His name is Southside.

    Perhaps you have a hard up friend you can hook him up with?

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4496885]Welcome!

    That guy 10 hamput spots lower than you? His name is Southside.

    Perhaps you have a hard up friend you can hook him up with?[/QUOTE]

    That might as well be in Chinese to her. Unless she's lurked for a while.

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    [QUOTE=Carlton;4496897]That might as well be in Chinese to her. Unless she's lurked for a while.[/QUOTE]

    Um, it really wasn't for her.






    But at least now she knows what a barrel of laughs you can be.

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4496903]Um, it really wasn't for her.






    But at least now she knows what a barrel of laughs you can be.[/QUOTE]

    Look at him, hiding behind a bourgeoisie black comedian. Not sure he gets it. :/

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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4496805]I just had to explain why I guffawed like a braying jackass to a room full of people (including my fiancee) discussing engagement party invitations.[/QUOTE]

    [url]www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xBydH93eDY[/url]

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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4496805]I just had to explain why I guffawed like a braying jackass to a room full of people (including my fiancee) discussing engagement party invitations.[/QUOTE]

    Did I miss the Hampur headlines? Engaged? How'd she pop the question?








    [SIZE="1"](Assuming it's a she)[/SIZE]

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    Modship isn't given. It's earned.

    I've heard its a lot like cigarettes and buttsecks in prison.

    Confirm or deny?

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    [QUOTE=Big L;4497002]Did I miss the Hampur headlines? Engaged? How'd she pop the question?








    [SIZE="1"](Assuming it's a she)[/SIZE][/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1097249.1339954723!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/image.jpg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://rlv.zcache.com/mouth_with_tongue_depressor_sticker-p217895916093345920qjcl_400.jpg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://reproductivehealths.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/soon-pregnant2.jpg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://www.engagementringcut.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mens-gold-wedding-ring.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4496641]Discuss.[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4496649]It's about time someone said something; I was tired of getting on a bus that went nowhere.

    I play for the name on the FRONT of the forum. :yes:[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4496652]Then explain shakin.

    Oh, I mean, what? Yes. Heckuva job, Brownie.[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=jetswin;4496656]where the hell did I put my octopus?[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=32green;4496705]"Your squid inseminated my mouth!"

    "That.... Is not my squid"

    -[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=crasherino;4496712]It can be expensive though. Do you know how much us newer mods gotta kick back to the old timers?

    I'm sure you all know how it is with guys like JW and Jumba....Didn't shake down any Newbies this week? Fuk you, pay me! sg3 is late with him money for reinstating his arse? Fuk you, pay me![/QUOTE]


    Lookee at all the modley ones in the hampur!

    Who's minding the Pfail? :D

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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4496879]Yes, who is that guy over there, treating the open bar like an all-you-can-eat buffet? [I]What[/I] Insider? What hamper? :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

    I bet your fiancee sh!t herself when you told her you'd need 2 tables, minimum, for the guys from JI.

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    [QUOTE=crossfire;4497030][IMG]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1097249.1339954723!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/image.jpg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://rlv.zcache.com/mouth_with_tongue_depressor_sticker-p217895916093345920qjcl_400.jpg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://reproductivehealths.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/soon-pregnant2.jpg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://www.engagementringcut.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mens-gold-wedding-ring.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    LMFAO!

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    I was once Mod.

    Now, not exactly.

    The Rise and Fall of The Warfish: One Man's Tale of Political Obsession and Insanity (due out Spet. 21st in Hardcover and Audiobook).

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    [QUOTE=crossfire;4497030][IMG]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1097249.1339954723!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/image.jpg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://rlv.zcache.com/mouth_with_tongue_depressor_sticker-p217895916093345920qjcl_400.jpg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://reproductivehealths.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/soon-pregnant2.jpg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://www.engagementringcut.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mens-gold-wedding-ring.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    :rotfl:

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    [QUOTE=Lone Star Lady;4497046]Lookee at all the modley ones in the hampur!

    Who's minding the Pfail? :D[/QUOTE]

    As we all know, the Strip pretty much mods itself. Nothing to see there. Everyone is bored by the offseason and stays in line.

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