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    Meet Stupid Apple Guy

    Hello. I ride the train. I ride your train. I have apple. I eat the apple. I eat the apple on your train. It is nice. You hear I eat the apple? Listen. Hear more that I eat the apple. In my country we ride the train. In my country we eat the apple. In my country we ride the train and eat the apple. You should not think I am stupid. For who has the apple? Not you, ha ha ha. Also I have the white sock. The white sock is good for eat the apple.

    [IMG]http://www.jackgartside.com/images/apple.jpg[/IMG]
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    Wow...now the movie "Taxi Driver" makes a whole lot more sense....

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    Pure Genius.
















































    This thread has zero of it.

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    Not your best work.


    At quick glance, though, looks like there's someone in the back with their shorts around their ankles dropping a deuce in one of them stainless steel prison terlets. At least that's funny.

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    [QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4498917]Hello. I ride the train. I ride your train. I have apple. I eat the apple. I eat the apple on your train. It is nice. You hear I eat the apple? Listen. Hear more that I eat the apple. In my country we ride the train. In my country we eat the apple. In my country we ride the train and eat the apple. You should not think I am stupid. For who has the apple? Not you, ha ha ha. Also I have the white sock. The white sock is good for eat the apple.

    [IMG]http://www.jackgartside.com/images/apple.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    I'm willing to commit to sex with librarian/secretary woman even though I can't see most of her face and may regret it.

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    Black jeans and comfy black loafers.

    I've seen thems before.

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    Subway - Eat Fresh?

    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4499082]I'm willing to commit to sex with librarian/secretary woman even though I can't see most of her face and may regret it.[/QUOTE]

    That Peyton Manning-looking iPod babe does have a nice rack for counterbalance. The flip-flop chick is dangling one off a toe quite seductively but her flippers look huge. And the tattooed-gam gal in the back? Yuk.

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    Miss green flip flops is just begging to get laid. I mean, LOOK at that flirty dangle. BEGGING.

    And you're fixated on bald guy eating an apple.


    mkay.

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    I don't get the outrage.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4499129]Black jeans and comfy black loafers.

    I've seen thems before.

    _[/QUOTE]

    And to think, all he had to do was wear white socks to get fired.

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    Slam Mr. Appleguys head against the car wall watch Mr. Appleguy choke on core, end thread.

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4499196]And to think, all he had to do was wear white socks to get fired.[/QUOTE]

    That whole thread was fraudulent. It was a setup for some yucks, never anything to it.

    Kind of like Paulie asking "hey, any plans for the weekend" and then coming back from DC knocked up. Like he didn't know he had stopped taking the pill.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4499230]That whole thread was fraudulent. It was a setup for some yucks, never anything to it.

    Kind of like Paulie asking "hey, any plans for the weekend" and then coming back from DC knocked up. Like he didn't know he had stopped taking the pill.

    _[/QUOTE]

    Not true. The wheels were in motion. The plan semi worked and is somewhat still ongoing -- even as I am beginning to enjoy the fruits of my labors right now. Apples, actually.

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4499231]Not true. The wheels were in motion. The plan semi worked and is somewhat still ongoing -- even as I am beginning to enjoy the fruits of my labors right now. Apples, actually.[/QUOTE]

    Ha ha, yeah shakin, I bet you do enjoy fruits, ha haaa ha.

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4499234]Ha ha, yeah shakin, I bet you do enjoy fruits, ha haaa ha.[/QUOTE]

    I enjoyed this

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    [QUOTE=Peebag;4498992]Wow...now the movie "Taxi Driver" makes a whole lot more sense....[/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://jackgartside.com/images/cab.jpg[/IMG]
    Last edited by BushyTheBeaver; 06-23-2012 at 10:43 PM.

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4499234]Ha ha, yeah shakin, I bet you do enjoy fruits, ha haaa ha.[/QUOTE]

    I saw what you saw yourself do there.

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    Those of us trying to save this thread know what Jerry Sandusky's lawyers felt like.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4499416]Those of us trying to save this thread know what Jerry Sandusky's lawyers felt like.[/QUOTE]

    lol, talk about a resume killer.


    :eek:


    Btw, in NY, an apple would be a pleasure.


    I've seen everything from McDonalds, fried chicken, Fried fish (thats special in AUGUST:eek:) and CHinese eaten on trains.

    A apple? meh

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4499416]Those of us trying to save this thread know what Jerry Sandusky's lawyers felt like.[/QUOTE]

    I'm pretty sure Bushy meant to post this in the Politikz Forum.

    It's the only reasonable explanation.

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