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    I'm in love!

    Sitting at the lake yesterday watching people load and unload their various watercraft at the ramp.... when the wife suddenly says:

    "Honey, you should get a boat."

    20 minutes of probing, incredulous banter about it later...and she still thinks it would be a great idea.

    Where has this woman been all my life?


    Comments suggestions insults?


    :dunno:


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    Don't F things up and lose her

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    She did see you try to pack the car for the ski trip, right?


    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPfibtRStiU&feature=related[/url]


    A "gust of wind" could do something like this too.

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    [QUOTE=32green;4499428]Sitting at the lake yesterday watching people load and unload their various watercraft at the ramp.... when the wife suddenly says:

    "Honey, you should get a boat."

    20 minutes of probing, incredulous banter about it later...and she still thinks it would be a great idea.

    Where has this woman been all my life?


    Comments suggestions insults?


    :dunno:


    -[/QUOTE]

    First thing I would do is try to locate the discarded husk or pod; that will aid in locating your real wife.

    Secondly, if no husk is found, never buy a new boat - you'll save a ton of money buying used.

    Lastly, outboard motors are expensive as balls.

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    Next weekend you should take her for a picnic at the strip club.

    Then just wait.

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4499439]First thing I would do is try to locate the discarded husk or pod; that will aid in locating your real wife.

    Secondly, if no husk is found, never buy a new boat - you'll save a ton of money buying used.

    Lastly, outboard motors are expensive as balls.[/QUOTE]

    100% agree. Buy used.

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    [IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0hRqLOy5Z3A/T44GST7cwII/AAAAAAAAAXo/a4T9N4ujtvg/s1600/titanic-nautical-1024.jpg[/IMG]


    [IMG]http://i.tbs.com/v5cache/TBS/Images/Dynamic/i12/trgi_cast_b_640x480_120620041635.jpg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://timstvshowcase.com/loveboat.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Jungle Shift Jet;4499468]


    [IMG]http://i.tbs.com/v5cache/TBS/Images/Dynamic/i12/trgi_cast_b_640x480_120620041635.jpg[/IMG]

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    WTF. This is a crime.

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    I suggest motor boating...

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    Where is BG when you need him?

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    The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.

    I am sure you and the wife are excited. She might even be tempted to "christen" the boat (if you know what I mean ;) ). But it will be all downhill from there.

    :drown:

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    [B]When you sit around wasting time in the Hampur for hours and hours, your wife gets lonely.

    When your wife gets lonely, she takes out a big life insurance policy on you. [/B]

    [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/life-insurance-policy.jpg[/IMG]




    [B]When your wife takes out a big life insurance policy on you, she says "Honey, you should get a boat."

    When you get a boat, your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you. [/B]

    [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/EdShifleyboat.jpg[/IMG]




    [B]When your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you, you start to think about second chances.

    When you think about second chances, you unband GMCJETS.

    Don't unband GMCJETS.[/B]

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    Lolzzzzz

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    Definitively a trap of sorts. Be very careful.

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    I didn't know you people likes boats.

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    [QUOTE=gunnails;4499516]Definitively a trap of sorts. Be very careful.[/QUOTE]

    +1

    ''I thought you deserved a boat. Don't you think I deserve anything?''

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    [QUOTE=crossfire;4499511][B]When you sit around wasting time in the Hampur for hours and hours, your wife gets lonely.

    When your wife gets lonely, she takes out a big life insurance policy on you. [/B]

    [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/life-insurance-policy.jpg[/IMG]




    [B]When your wife takes out a big life insurance policy on you, she says "Honey, you should get a boat."

    When you get a boat, your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you. [/B]

    [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/EdShifleyboat.jpg[/IMG]




    [B]When your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you, you start to think about second chances.

    When you think about second chances, you unband GMCJETS.

    Don't unband GMCJETS.[/B][/QUOTE]

    I don't care who you are, that's some funny **** right there.

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    [QUOTE=32green;4499428]Sitting at the lake yesterday watching people load and unload their various watercraft at the ramp.... when the wife suddenly says:

    "Honey, you should get a boat."

    20 minutes of probing, incredulous banter about it later...and she still thinks it would be a great idea.

    Where has this woman been all my life?


    Comments suggestions insults?


    :dunno:


    -[/QUOTE]

    That's awesome!


    I'd like to be the first to charter this new vessel.


    For anything but nefarious purposes, naturally.

    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4499439]First thing I would do is try to locate the discarded husk or pod; that will aid in locating your real wife.

    Secondly, if no husk is found, never buy a new boat - you'll save a ton of money buying used.

    Lastly, outboard motors are expensive as balls.[/QUOTE]

    This guy seems to know what he's talking about.


    Therefore, 32 won't likely listen to you.:D

    [QUOTE=crossfire;4499511][B]When you sit around wasting time in the Hampur for hours and hours, your wife gets lonely.

    When your wife gets lonely, she takes out a big life insurance policy on you. [/B]

    [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/life-insurance-policy.jpg[/IMG]




    [B]When your wife takes out a big life insurance policy on you, she says "Honey, you should get a boat."

    When you get a boat, your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you. [/B]

    [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/EdShifleyboat.jpg[/IMG]




    [B]When your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you, you start to think about second chances.

    When you think about second chances, you unband GMCJETS.

    Don't unband GMCJETS.[/B][/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z444/wetworks73/JI/praisecross.jpg[/IMG]

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    I had a small boat at one time. All I wound up doing was taking people and family out in it when all I wanted was to go fishing by myself and drink beer.
    Could hardly wait to get rid of it. A better tack might be to befriend a boat owner and buy the beer and bait. Whatever you do, don't take the wife along.
    Just bring her home the fish and have her clean them.

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    [QUOTE=Owen Reed;4499526]I don't care who you are, that's some funny **** right there.[/QUOTE]

    And then some!

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