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    I'm in love!

    Sitting at the lake yesterday watching people load and unload their various watercraft at the ramp.... when the wife suddenly says:

    "Honey, you should get a boat."

    20 minutes of probing, incredulous banter about it later...and she still thinks it would be a great idea.

    Where has this woman been all my life?


    Comments suggestions insults?





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    Don't F things up and lose her

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    She did see you try to pack the car for the ski trip, right?


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPfib...eature=related


    A "gust of wind" could do something like this too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Sitting at the lake yesterday watching people load and unload their various watercraft at the ramp.... when the wife suddenly says:

    "Honey, you should get a boat."

    20 minutes of probing, incredulous banter about it later...and she still thinks it would be a great idea.

    Where has this woman been all my life?


    Comments suggestions insults?





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    First thing I would do is try to locate the discarded husk or pod; that will aid in locating your real wife.

    Secondly, if no husk is found, never buy a new boat - you'll save a ton of money buying used.

    Lastly, outboard motors are expensive as balls.

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    Next weekend you should take her for a picnic at the strip club.

    Then just wait.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    First thing I would do is try to locate the discarded husk or pod; that will aid in locating your real wife.

    Secondly, if no husk is found, never buy a new boat - you'll save a ton of money buying used.

    Lastly, outboard motors are expensive as balls.
    100% agree. Buy used.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post





    WTF. This is a crime.

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    I suggest motor boating...

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    The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.

    I am sure you and the wife are excited. She might even be tempted to "christen" the boat (if you know what I mean ). But it will be all downhill from there.


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    When you sit around wasting time in the Hampur for hours and hours, your wife gets lonely.

    When your wife gets lonely, she takes out a big life insurance policy on you.







    When your wife takes out a big life insurance policy on you, she says "Honey, you should get a boat."

    When you get a boat, your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you.







    When your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you, you start to think about second chances.

    When you think about second chances, you unband GMCJETS.

    Don't unband GMCJETS.

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    Lolzzzzz

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    Definitively a trap of sorts. Be very careful.

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    I didn't know you people likes boats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gunnails View Post
    Definitively a trap of sorts. Be very careful.
    +1

    ''I thought you deserved a boat. Don't you think I deserve anything?''

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    When you sit around wasting time in the Hampur for hours and hours, your wife gets lonely.

    When your wife gets lonely, she takes out a big life insurance policy on you.







    When your wife takes out a big life insurance policy on you, she says "Honey, you should get a boat."

    When you get a boat, your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you.







    When your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you, you start to think about second chances.

    When you think about second chances, you unband GMCJETS.

    Don't unband GMCJETS.
    I don't care who you are, that's some funny **** right there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Sitting at the lake yesterday watching people load and unload their various watercraft at the ramp.... when the wife suddenly says:

    "Honey, you should get a boat."

    20 minutes of probing, incredulous banter about it later...and she still thinks it would be a great idea.

    Where has this woman been all my life?


    Comments suggestions insults?





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    That's awesome!


    I'd like to be the first to charter this new vessel.


    For anything but nefarious purposes, naturally.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    First thing I would do is try to locate the discarded husk or pod; that will aid in locating your real wife.

    Secondly, if no husk is found, never buy a new boat - you'll save a ton of money buying used.

    Lastly, outboard motors are expensive as balls.
    This guy seems to know what he's talking about.


    Therefore, 32 won't likely listen to you.

    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    When you sit around wasting time in the Hampur for hours and hours, your wife gets lonely.

    When your wife gets lonely, she takes out a big life insurance policy on you.







    When your wife takes out a big life insurance policy on you, she says "Honey, you should get a boat."

    When you get a boat, your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you.







    When your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you, you start to think about second chances.

    When you think about second chances, you unband GMCJETS.

    Don't unband GMCJETS.

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    I had a small boat at one time. All I wound up doing was taking people and family out in it when all I wanted was to go fishing by myself and drink beer.
    Could hardly wait to get rid of it. A better tack might be to befriend a boat owner and buy the beer and bait. Whatever you do, don't take the wife along.
    Just bring her home the fish and have her clean them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Owen Reed View Post
    I don't care who you are, that's some funny **** right there.
    And then some!

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