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    [QUOTE=PatriotReign;4503768]I won't be happy when I someday find weed but what is just as disturbing is the relative ease your kids have with instant access to porn. No good filtering it at home if they can get it on their iphones.


    BTW this may have already been mentioned but it turns out the FL face eater [B]was on the pot[/B] not bath salts. :eek:[/QUOTE]

    really?

    seriously?

    He was "on the pot"?

    this IS 2012, man.

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    [QUOTE=Peebag;4503791]:D - I luv how rumors spread so fast....

    Hey 32 - 7 spliffs and movie??[/QUOTE]

    Not sure why drug addicts are allowed to become mods.

    Perplexing.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4503831]Not sure why drug addicts are allowed to become mods.

    Perplexing.

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    You eedjits would drive a sober man insane.

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    [QUOTE=Peebag;4503791]:D - I luv how rumors spread so fast....





    Hey 32 - 7 spliffs and movie??[/QUOTE]

    Rumors?? This is the interwebz, it's truth!

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    [QUOTE=freestater;4503828]really?

    seriously?

    He was "on the pot"?

    this IS 2012, man.[/QUOTE]

    lol...exactly.

    "the" pot.


    LMAO!!

    Most routine toxicology testing doesn't include the quantitative testing to detect MDPV. The half-life of MDPV is 3 hours.

    Dude was probably suffering from serotonin syndrome and was combining SSRI uptake inhibitors with the salts. Dangerous stuff....but the salts were probably out of his system long before the criss-crossing of his brain's chemistry subsided. He was probably on Remerol/Mirtazipine at the time.

    Just love how they blame it on "the" pot. LOLZ....

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4503847]lol...exactly.

    "the" pot.


    LMAO!!

    Most routine toxicology testing doesn't include the quantitative testing to detect MDPV. The half-life of MDPV is 3 hours.

    Dude was probably suffering from serotonin syndrome and was combining SSRI uptake inhibitors with the salts. Dangerous stuff....but the salts were probably out of his system long before the criss-crossing of his brain's chemistry subsided. He was probably on Remerol/Mirtazipine at the time.

    Just love how they blame it on "the" pot. LOLZ....[/QUOTE]

    Do you work with the brilliant Dr. Frank Moga? :dunno:

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    [QUOTE=32green;4503763]You're a good father, you can tell. I'm 27 and was always a good kid and always had good, silly, goofy types of friends. We all played sports and video games growing up since childhood days, just a regular/good childhood. Didn't always pay the most attention in school and when I reached high school, 15-16 years of age, I started to smoke the trees. My mom found out the night I got arrested (pulled over), I was 16 about to turn 17. Got pulled over (leaving the basketball park) on the same street/road that I lived on. When my mom seen me inside of the back of the cop car? She was heart broken and in return? I was heartbroken that I let my mom down. She was everything to me. She wasn't hard on me (cops let me leave with her and gave me a ticket to go to court), but she did express her concern because my older brother started smoking trees when he was around my age (at the time) and ended up getting into more serious drugs until he had a life changing experience which changed him for the good/better.

    Long story short, she expressed her concern to me and let me know that the same friends that I'm smoking weed with now, will become the same friends who try to bring my life down in life (without knowing any better) due to more serious drugs. I took her advice to heart, and have never touched anything other than weed, newports (which I haven't smoked in over two years) and drink (I like to drink when I go out to a club, or maybe a sporting event here and there but that's the extent of it). Long story short? My mom was right. All my childhood friends got hooked on pain pills, and I've since seen them all become dope sick when they were without or trying to get off. Truly heart breaking situations. It wasn't just 1 or two friends either, it feels like this whole city in St.Petersburg has been destroyed by these pills. The same friends I had at the age of 12, 15, 17, 19 etc, etc who all loved sports? They don't even know who Mark Sanchez is. Just turned into walking zombies over the years (feels like over night).

    But yeah, I'm not only glad, but also thankful that I took her advice BUT... Marijuana has caused me problems. Misdemeanors. When I was 16, the night I got pulled over? Went to court, judge suspended my license for 6 months and probation for 6 months (Had to get a job and made me grow up). But, I was still immature and hard headed, at the age of 19 I got pulled over and the car was hazed (Learned to never smoke and drive) but once again, 6 months probation and this time? Two years license suspended... For 7 grams of marijuana at that. That's Florida for you. It's always a two year license suspension now. Thankfully those adjudications were all withheld and I was able to get my record expunged. To make it worse? As a teen growing up/early adult? I was very hard headed. Didn't understand that "no means no". When the judge would suspend my license? I would still drive back and forth to work and to see my gf etc, etc. First two driving on suspended? Just warnings. The 3rd time? License gone for 5 years. Thankfully? For whatever the reason was? I still have no idea why, but the state never picked up the case and the charges were dropped. I was sick for 2 months though (just thinking of not being able to drive for 5 years during my prime years), having to catch buses, depend on others or waste money on cabs. The day I found out I was getting my license back? Was the moment I grew up as a man and understood how much I appreciated my freedom to drive my own car.

    7 years later (I'm 27 now) and I've yet to get caught up in a situation where I drove with weed or on a suspended. I guess it's true, we as people do learn from mistakes. That if you want a successful life that is. Never again will I put myself in those situations. I've been married for a little over 3 years now and also have an amazing daughter, and when I got married? I made my wife a promise that I'd stop smoking trees because she seen how it's affected my life in a negative way. I took both my wife and mothers advice and haven't smoked a single joint/blunt since getting married, but not gonna lie... Sometimes I wanna blaze me one. Now, I happened to get lucky, and was able to get my driving on suspended and marijuana charges erased, but the moral of this story? Is that, not everyone is so lucky.

    Weed may not be a big deal, but it can ruin your life due to the law. I'll never drink and drive, but I could smoke 7 blunts of dro and drive normal 2 hours later. Give me 7 shots? And I can't even walk, think, talk or see straight. But yet, a DUI in Florida is 6 months first time. Marijuana? Now 2 years first time. Doesn't make sense to me but yeah, you handled that situation well shakin318, your son understand that you care about him in regards to drugs (weed) and just give him the best knowledge you can give to him, that way... He doesn't put himself in a situation such as I did myself, and lose his license for something such as marijuana. I catch myself getting worried when thinking about my daughter growing up, and the drugs that will be offered to her in life, it's a scary feeling. I won't keep her lame to the game, but I don't wanna ruin her innocence at an early age, she knows no wrong and wouldn't understand at the age of 3/4 what "drugs are". I don't wanna confuse her. When is the best age to talk to your daughter/son about drugs and the dangers of them? 10? 12? I wanna have her sharp as a razor blade, so the first time a "friend" offers her something? She'll have the education to not only walk away, but never speak to that fake friend again.


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    yeah I'm gonna read this f*ing book.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4503877]yeah I'm gonna read this f*ing book.[/QUOTE]

    True, just wait for the movie.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4503877]yeah I'm gonna read this f*ing book.[/QUOTE]

    +1

    I like how that stupid doosh says "to make a long story short..." and proceeds to tell THE LONGEST STORY EVER.

    His clipped sentence fragments punctuated with rhetorical questions are also similarly charming.

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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4503887]+1

    I like how that stupid doosh says "to make a long story short..." and proceeds to tell THE LONGEST STORY EVER.

    His clipped sentence fragments punctuated with rhetorical questions are also similarly charming.[/QUOTE]

    Why do you have to call 32G names and insult him?

    He seems like a nice chap. :dunno:

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    [QUOTE=PatriotReign;4503768].
    BTW this may have already been mentioned but it turns out the FL face eater was on the pot not bath salts. :eek:[/QUOTE]

    So he had the munchies?:eek:

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4502866]When I found it, I was PISSED.

    A half hour after I found it, I was kinda mellow about it.

    An hour after I found it, I was on line at the drive thru at Taco Bell.



    Tonight we have the talk. Possibly.[/QUOTE]

    Reminds me of the August '85 in between varsity FB double sessions (hell week) we sparked up a J on my back porch with Maiden blasting on my boombox, when I got the J and was taking my long drag, my dad had lowered the volume was lookin right at me and was sayin, "Too loud! And what else are you doin!" The ultimate snag, it was my worst nightmare but after initially flipping out he never brought it up again. A great father that didn't over react. Feels like yesterday.

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    [QUOTE=Mohegangreen;4503958]Reminds me of the August '85 in between varsity FB double sessions (hell week) we sparked up a J on my back porch with Maiden blasting on my boombox, when I got the J and was taking my long drag, my dad had lowered the volume was lookin right at me and was sayin, "Too loud! And what else are you doin!" The ultimate snag, it was my worst nightmare but after initially flipping out he never brought it up again. A great father that didn't over react. Feels like yesterday.[/QUOTE]

    He probably had a stash with your mom hidden from you.:yes::D

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    [QUOTE=Mardukis;4504041]He probably had a stash with your mom hidden from you.:yes::D[/QUOTE]

    Haha, that's right, always thought that, found his playboys and hustlers when I was a kid, so why not his stash, too

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    [QUOTE=freestater;4503828]really?

    seriously?

    He was "on the pot"?

    this IS 2012, man.[/QUOTE]

    Yes, on the pot...you know, as in on the Mary Jane or on the Hippie Lettuce!!!!!!!!!! Next it will be on Horse and poppers!

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    [QUOTE=freestater;4503650]lol.

    My dad wasn't too hip either. One day I was de-seeding some herb at the kitchen table and my dad comes in and says, "what're you doing?" So I told him what I was doing etc, and proceeded to pull out a packet of rolling papers. Well, he flips. He's like "what the hell are those for?"

    I told him I was going to roll some joints. He started laughing and tells me that back in the mid seventies he bought an auction lot. (my dad did so often, he was a hustler and mover from back in the old days) anyways, at some of these auctions, you were literally just bidding on a lot#. You didn't know what you we're going to get. So my dad ends up with a lot of rolling papers. He thinks to himself, damn, I'm screwed. Nobody rolls their own cigarettes anymore.

    So he goes and buys a bunch of rolling tobacco to go with the papers and heads up to the Public Market. He said he couldn't figure it out until then (fifteen, twenty years later) because he got up to the market and the papers went like crazy and nobody bought any of his tobacco.

    After the story, he proceeded to roll me a perfect one-handed joint (with arthritic hands). I had him roll up the rest of my bag and we went for a long drive out along the lake. (He could no longer drive because of cataracts) From that day on, when he'd see me rolling joints in the kitchen, he'd ask, "We going for a ride?"

    "yep, dad. We're goin' for a ride." :high:

    He wouldn't smoke. but he enjoyed getting out and driving around. We'd listen to Floyd and I'd get baked. Good times.[/QUOTE]


    That's sweet, I got one too about my dad.

    Some friends in college told me the tale of an older brother who won a high paying bet at Milford jai-Alai (about a grand, in the 70s) then turned around and dropped it on a device sold in High Times , mother Jones and all the hippy counterculture commie rags called the ISO-2 which was a contraption with ventilated trays which iirc had a heating element within that alleged to Transform ordinary weed into something more potent by concentrating the THC or somesuch. Apparently this was an elaborate scam that did not w.a.a.

    Fast forward about 10-12 yrs - my dad was a machinist/tool + die maker who ran his own business and these guys come into his shop with the plans for what was depicted as a "herbal warmer" and could he make a die set that could stamp the ventilated trays?

    My dad smelled a rat of sorts an he showed me their blueprints. I immediately sussed that it was the ISO-2 of yore in mufti. I explained to my dad that the herb to be warmed was not chervil or cilantro and we had a good laugh. For certain reasons he was hesitant to take on the job but I told him to go ahead and do it - he took a $3k deposit for the job and the dudes disappeared (the cheque cleared but a 2nd one for $1k bounced)

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    [QUOTE=Jungle Shift Jet;4504158]That's sweet, I got one too about my dad.

    Some friends in college told me the tale of an older brother who won a high paying bet at Milford jai-Alai (about a grand, in the 70s) then turned around and dropped it on a device sold in High Times , mother Jones and all the hippy counterculture commie rags called the ISO-2 which was a contraption with ventilated trays which iirc had a heating element within that alleged to Transform ordinary weed into something more potent by concentrating the THC or somesuch. Apparently this was an elaborate scam that did not w.a.a.

    Fast forward about 10-12 yrs - my dad was a machinist/tool + die maker who ran his own business and these guys come into his shop with the plans for what was depicted as a "herbal warmer" and could he make a die set that could stamp the ventilated trays?

    My dad smelled a rat of sorts an he showed me their blueprints. I immediately sussed that it was the ISO-2 of yore in mufti. I explained to my dad that the herb to be warmed was not chervil or cilantro and we had a good laugh. For certain reasons he was hesitant to take on the job but I told him to go ahead and do it - he took a $3k deposit for the job and the dudes disappeared (the cheque cleared but a 2nd one for $1k bounced)[/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://www.420magazine.com/gallery/data/500/iso2-1.jpg[/IMG]

    Kinda hard to hide this in your closet...:P

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    [QUOTE=Jungle Shift Jet;4504158]That's sweet, I got one too about my dad.

    Some friends in college told me the tale of an older brother who won a high paying bet at Milford jai-Alai (about a grand, in the 70s) then turned around and dropped it on [B]a device sold in High Times , mother Jones and all the hippy counterculture commie rags called the ISO-2 which was a contraption with ventilated trays which iirc had a heating element within that alleged to Transform ordinary weed into something more potent by concentrating the THC or somesuch. Apparently this was an elaborate scam that did not w.a.a.[/B]

    Fast forward about 10-12 yrs - my dad was a machinist/tool + die maker who ran his own business and these guys come into his shop with the plans for what was depicted as a "herbal warmer" and could he make a die set that could stamp the ventilated trays?

    My dad smelled a rat of sorts an he showed me their blueprints. I immediately sussed that it was the ISO-2 of yore in mufti. I explained to my dad that the herb to be warmed was not chervil or cilantro and we had a good laugh. For certain reasons he was hesitant to take on the job but I told him to go ahead and do it - he took a $3k deposit for the job and the dudes disappeared (the cheque cleared but a 2nd one for $1k bounced)[/QUOTE]

    That's a warm story; I remember the Ed Haney-esque hype around that machine/ad - we would listen to Zappa smoking horrendous crap; dreaming about something we had once tried called "Thai Stick"; how it made the music jump out of the speakers. :yes: IIRC we thought we could really "blow our hair back" with the ISO2 and the other contraptions we would never, ever get our hands on.

    lol

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4504206][IMG]http://www.420magazine.com/gallery/data/500/iso2-1.jpg[/IMG]

    Kinda hard to hide this in your closet...:P[/QUOTE]

    Good find. What happens when you crank it to 11?

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    [QUOTE=Jungle Shift Jet;4504355]What happens when you crank it to 11?[/QUOTE]

    Probably a fair amount of face-eating.... :P

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