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Thread: Katie Holmes divorces L.Ron Hubbard ver. 2.0

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    [QUOTE=Joe W. Namath;4503885]Supposedly, she signed a 5 year contract for this. 5 years is up so she is out. She gets about 35 million, child support and she can keep the turkey baster that she was impregnated with.[/QUOTE]

    Pretty much. Add John Travolta and all the other Scientologists to the list.

    Kelly is prolly wishing she went with a 5 deal too, though Im pretty sure Cruise was married more than 5 years.

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    Roll in the next cradle.

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    I read that this is now his third marriage where he got divorced once the wife turned 33.

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    [QUOTE=Joe W. Namath;4503885]Supposedly, she signed a 5 year contract for this. 5 years is up so she is out. She gets about 35 million, child support and she can keep the turkey baster that she was impregnated with.[/QUOTE]

    LOLz

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    Anyone who spends a considerable amount of time around Tom Cruise has to be considered damaged goods.


    [IMG]http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/33000/Katie-Holmes-Tom-Cruise--33240.jpg[/IMG]


    Edit - there are more of these here -

    [url]http://www.freakingnews.com/Partial-Gender-Transplants-Pictures--1668-2.asp[/url]

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    The Last Samurai was a beautifully shot movie.

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    I like a lot of his movies but boy he really does seem bat sh@t crazy

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    Brady's wife will be next.

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    Katie.. let me ask you.. did you ask yourself what L. Ron Hubbard would do?

    [IMG]http://freewala.in/wp-content/gallery/tom-cruise/tom-cruise-dude.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4504616]Brady's wife will be next.[/QUOTE]

    Imagine the alimony checks Brady will get from his rich wife? It's all good! :yes:

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    Saw in today's paper that there are dudes outside Katie's appartment, sitting in an SUV taking pictures of whoever visits.

    Not crazy or creepy at all. :rolleyes:

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    [QUOTE=2milehighJet;4503846]Saw him filming Days of Thunder when i visited my Grandparents in Florida. Im 5'8" and I towered over him.[/QUOTE]

    The dude's a munchkin. Wears lifts all the time but she still towered over him.

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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4503875]To echo freestater, good for her. I mean that seriously. Between having to obey the bizarre practices of a cult and constantly pretending her husband isn't gay, her life probably sucks.[/QUOTE]

    This thread isn't about Ann Romney

    :P

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4503911]He was great in Tropic Thunder.

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    He was even better in Magnolia.

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    [QUOTE=brady's a catcher;4505782]He was even better in Magnolia.[/QUOTE]

    Too funny, we just Netflixed that about a month ago. Good flick.

    Wow--"Respect the cawk!"

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    Tom Cruise simply LOVES the Dick.
























































    [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/44/Minority_Report_Poster.jpg/220px-Minority_Report_Poster.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4503911]He was great in Tropic Thunder.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4505787]Too funny, we just Netflixed that about a month ago. Good flick.

    Wow--"Respect the cawk!"

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    I remember watching that movie with my ex-wife and after that scene, saying, "now this guys gets it". :D

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    [QUOTE=GuidoYaztremski;4504098]I read that this is now his third marriage where he got divorced once the wife turned 33.[/QUOTE]

    That's weird

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4504278]The Last Samurai was a beautifully shot movie.

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    inappropriate post, you have been warned

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    [QUOTE=Warfish;4505796]

    [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/44/Minority_Report_Poster.jpg/220px-Minority_Report_Poster.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    Loved that movie.

    [QUOTE=jetswin;4505892]inappropriate post, you have been warned[/QUOTE]

    Gorgeously filmed.

    Btw, he's playing Jack Reacher in one of the Lee Child novels-to-movies.

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