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Thread: how many ''conquests'' have you had

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    For some reason your quote has me afraid that you are thinking of my backside... this causes me to walk away from my computer without turning my back until I get far enough away to run whilst covering my bunghole.
    Close. I was questioning you ever being #1, if only for a day.

    But sorry to cause your penis to lose blood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Close. I was questioning you ever being #1, if only for a day.
    Whoa whoa whoa.

    He did have that one shining moment, can't take that away from him.

    A loooooooooong time ago.

    _

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Yeah. Just be happy that SAR hasn't found out about you yet. It's only a matter of time.
    Dude. She's not gonna f*ck you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Dude. She's not gonna f*ck you.
    Why so dooshy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Yeah. Just be happy that SAR hasn't found out about you yet. It's only a matter of time.
    He has.

    He is in the 7th bedroom with the door locked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    If that's true you guys have a pic to remember me by
    I see you're new to the internet.

    There are wide assortments of methods designed to save you several keystrokes in your posts. Abbreviations, symbols, pics can often be substituted for common words and phrases.

    For example, in this post, you could have appropriately substituted "remember me" with its common abridged version for this context... "fap"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Close. I was questioning you ever being #1, if only for a day.

    But sorry to cause your penis to lose blood.

    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Whoa whoa whoa.

    He did have that one shining moment, can't take that away from him.

    A loooooooooong time ago.

    _

    I thought it was well received. It did foretell the return of the great and knowledgeable Borgo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Why so dooshy?
    Lighten up, brah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    So does my instigation propel me back into Bombay (Top 1) status or what?

    You may all bow down to my superior lady skills.... or assh0le skills.... whichever way you wanna look at it.

    I'm too elated over the Joe Johnson/Marvin Williams/Hawks finally getting it right/DannyFerryIsGodly ordeal to care about anything else. Have a good day.















































    Oh and Gata....word from the wise. Stay away from Poli. He has teh herps.
    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    For the same reason as you are destined for.....





















































    Poli gave her herpes. JT propositioned her with the JT3000. Stokes...well, Stokes is Stokes. And Dirtshart was visiting her profile everyday which is creeper-tastic.
    wtf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Lighten up, brah.
    I am trying to lighten up......



    MY LOAD B*****S!!!!


    LMFARSEOFF.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    wtf
    My bad....

    ALLEGEDLY. Happy now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    I see you're new to the internet.

    There are wide assortments of methods designed to save you several keystrokes in your posts. Abbreviations, symbols, pics can often be substituted for common words and phrases.

    For example, in this post, you could have appropriately substituted "remember me" with its common abridged version for this context... "fap"

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    My bad....

    ALLEGEDLY. Happy now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    Are we friends? I like you....no homo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Are we friends? I like you....no homo.
    Big time.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    That's true you always believed!



    I'm 5*5 and not D's ... C's
    jackpot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    Big time.

    LMAO. For realz.

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    Ha, great thread this turned into! 'I'm real, you ashholes!'. LOL













    Oh, and IBTL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post

    Oh, and IBTL.
    In Before The Load?

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    In Before The Load?

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