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Thread: how many ''conquests'' have you had

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Oh, and IBTL.
    que?

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    Southside.


    He's up to no good.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    que?
    This thread is destined for Hampur pfail.

    In Before The Lock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    I missed what's going on. Did Gata get insulted? She posted a picture of herself to prove herself to you guys?

    I knew she was a girl the whole time btw.
    And the better looking one in the avatar to boot.

    *whew*

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Penthouse ruled; raven haired goddesses showing a hint of snatch.
    They were good at embellishing the good into great...my tale of the conquest of the raven haired librarian in the school library started with playing peek-a-boo between the shelves and magically ended with "...quivered like an oyster with palsy"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    She's pretty why'd she leave?
    Her San Giuseppe pastries were malformed and made without gloves.
    The pastry on the cover of Let It Bleed was more edible.
    Last edited by Jungle Shift Jet; 07-02-2012 at 11:02 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    And the better looking one in the avatar to boot.

    *whew*

    What do you mean by that ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    That's true you always believed!



    I'm 5*5 and not D's ... C's
    9V's are the ones you never have on hand when you need to replace them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    What do you mean by that ?
    The other person in the old avatar. Whoever he was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    The other man in the old avatar.
    Stop confusing the lady.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Stop confusing the lady.
    I know you're the smart brother, you don't have to re-confirm it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    What do you mean by that ?
    You could post that after every post in the hampur. Roll with it Gata as there is no logic around here and especially no 'meaning'. Welcome to the modern version of the Pilgram Psychiatric Center .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    The other person in the old avatar. Whoever he was.
    Oh that's my bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    raven haired librarian in the school library
    Where else would she be?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    que?
    antes de la cerradura

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    antes de la cerradura
    lmaoooo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    Oh that's my bro
    ok glad he's not the young eva longoria

    *looks like he could flip softserve like a johnny cake...just by glowering*
    Last edited by Jungle Shift Jet; 07-02-2012 at 11:26 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Where else would she be?
    As long as she's not overdue, who cares?
    Last edited by Jungle Shift Jet; 07-02-2012 at 11:13 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    Oh that's my bro
    Gata, don't let the neanderthals scare you off. We welcome young and old, female and male, everywhere from Atlanta to Denmark. You just need a thick skin for the off-topic board.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    I know you're the smart brother, you don't have to re-confirm it.
    This guy gets it

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