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    how many ''conquests'' have you had

    some notes collected while wondering what happened to Eddie Bell.

    How many ladies have you given a ''stern rogering'' this year?

    yes, i mean female humans, sick freaks.........

    my number is 9 this year.....

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    As a married man, I can tell you to GFY.


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    I'm stuck at one. so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gunnails View Post
    I'm stuck at one. so far.
    give em hell nails.....................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    As a married man, I can tell you to GFY.

    +1

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    Pics or it never happened.

    Yes Bing, I so want you to be real that I'll risk the 1% chance of pics that will force me to drive nails into my eyeballs and then tear my own head off.
    Last edited by BushyTheBeaver; 06-29-2012 at 11:39 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    Are you married?
    that is not relevant....... married or not..... just notches

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    Happily married.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    As a married man, I can tell you to GFY.

    Aye, the "this year" part is the kicker.

    This year, like the past whole-lotta-years, is the same. One.

    Happily so, I should add.

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    Can you break the 9 down into those bought with cash credit card Or fixed assets?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    Aye, the "this year" part is the kicker.

    This year, like the past whole-lotta-years, is the same. One.

    Happily so, I should add.
    Fish, you are the fuc$ing man....... love u bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    Can you break the 9 down into bought with cash credit card Or fixed assets?
    2 in vegas, 2 in toronto, 3 in town, 2 in rochester......

    credit cards for 2, others were '' free''

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bing in Buffalo View Post
    that is not relevant....... married or not..... just notches
    Arent you the guy who posted a pic of your wife and girlfriend last year?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TokyoJetsFan View Post
    Arent you the guy who posted a pic of your wife and girlfriend last year?
    no comment ( although you have a great memory)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bing in Buffalo View Post
    2 in vegas, 2 in toronto, 3 in town, 2 in rochester......

    credit cards for 2, others were '' free''
    How come none in Fredonia?

    the chicks there are looser than a bucket of fishing worms

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bing in Buffalo View Post
    that is not relevant....... married or not..... just notches
    I would never stick it in nachos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bing in Buffalo View Post
    2 in vegas, 2 in toronto, 3 in town, 2 in rochester......

    credit cards for 2, others were '' free''
    There a guy who lives south of here who has never spoken to a woman without giving a cc number

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    I would never stick it in nachos.
    Cheese Sauce burns. No one wants that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    I guess I don't get the pride in numbers thing. What is that? Why would sleeping with 10 womens 1 time be better than sleeping with 1 womens 10 times? Frankly, I'm reaching the point where I'm starting to think fapping is better than group sex anyway. But perhaps I'm older and feel I have less to prove. We had a power outage last night that knocked out all the clocks so I din't wake up this morning until 9. I still had time to do Jennifer Beile plus some nameless English chick I saw on the interwebz before toddling off to work. Nice way to start the weekend.
    age please............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache 51 View Post
    Happily married.
    Liar

    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    I guess I don't get the pride in numbers thing. What is that? Why would sleeping with 10 womens 1 time be better than sleeping with 1 womens 10 times? Frankly, I'm reaching the point where I'm starting to think fapping is better than group sex anyway. But perhaps I'm older and feel I have less to prove. We had a power outage last night that knocked out all the clocks so I din't wake up this morning until 9. I still had time to do Jennifer Beile plus some nameless English chick I saw on the interwebz before toddling off to work. Nice way to start the weekend.
    Ghey

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