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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    Jeebus. What was the square footage of the home? And this was in Buffalo? Was this, like, the King of Buffalo?
    No, the Bing of Buffalo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    Yea but Cross can make fun of them w/ his mad photoshop skilzz
    Yeah, I do enjoy making fun of small creatures.










    Like Stokes.

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    lmao, it never ends

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    Yo Put Stokes head on the raccoons body
    You should see what the guys at funnyjunk.com did on raccoons this week. They showed a roof with a hole and like this pair of spooky eyes and you think its a raccoon but it turns out to be one of those rage face things, LOL.

    SAR I

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    Jeebus. What was the square footage of the home? And this was in Buffalo? Was this, like, the King of Buffalo?
    LMAO! Not quite. Used to be a housing building for correctional staff outside the Gowanda Correctional Facility. My company converted the building into a home for terminally ill, mentally disabled people...kinda like a hospice. And 6,000 square feet was JUST the attic.

    Quote Originally Posted by gunnails
    You must of been blowing it in, that's a lot of insulation.

    Attics can get up to 140 hot degrees. Definitively want to take advantage of cloudy days and early mornings when doing attic work.

    I hope it paid.
    440 20lb bags of blown-in insulation, lol....the worst part was carrying all the bales up to the 4th floor of the building.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    This has "Caption This Picture" written all over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    You should see what the guys at funnyjunk.com did on raccoons this week. They showed a roof with a hole and like this pair of spooky eyes and you think its a raccoon but it turns out to be one of those rage face things, LOL.

    SAR I

    A zero on the Smirk-o-meter that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    A zero on the Smirk-o-meter that one.
    lol @ "funnyjunk"


    Did SAR just get dial up on his iPad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    "I'm done with the prostate exam Mr. Ryan"

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    Turns out it was a big bastard in the attic. About 35 pounds.

    Fortunately it was male and because males are loners, it is likely that it was the only one in the attic.

    But the trap is reset just in case.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    LMAO! Not quite. Used to be a housing building for correctional staff outside the Gowanda Correctional Facility. My company converted the building into a home for terminally ill, mentally disabled people...kinda like a hospice. And 6,000 square feet was JUST the attic.



    440 20lb bags of blown-in insulation, lol....the worst part was carrying all the bales up to the 4th floor of the building.

    Wow that is literally a hell of job. I don't even think Schotty deserves to have to do that.

    What happens when some jerkoff inspector goes up there with a tape measure and determines you need another half inch of insulation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Turns out it was a big bastard in the attic. About 35 pounds.

    Fortunately it was male and because males are loners, it is likely that it was the only one in the attic.

    But the trap is reset just in case.

    PETA is going to be all over yo azz.

    Would make an excellent hat.

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    PETA is going to be all over yo azz.

    Would make an excellent hat.
    Kill a few more and the missus can have that fur coat she so desires.

    4th of July Raccoon Stew. Oh Baby!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Would that count as one of my "conquests"?
    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    lmao, it never ends
    Ceiling Gusta conquers you!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    You should see what the guys at funnyjunk.com did on raccoons this week. They showed a roof with a hole and like this pair of spooky eyes and you think its a raccoon but it turns out to be one of those rage face things, LOL.

    SAR I

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Turns out it was a big bastard in the attic. About 35 pounds.

    Fortunately it was male and because males are loners, it is likely that it was the only one in the attic.

    But the trap is reset just in case.

    What did you kill it with? Bare hands? Or did you have him listen to GMCJETS talk about insulation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    PETA is going to be all over yo azz.

    Would make an excellent hat.
    Mom nature will make more unfortunetly

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    You should see what the guys at funnyjunk.com did on raccoons this week. They showed a roof with a hole and like this pair of spooky eyes and you think its a raccoon but it turns out to be one of those rage face things, LOL.

    SAR I
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    Speaking of raccoons, I ran across some myself this weekend.
    They really do have no fear of humans at all - there were actually 3 of them, none of which made any attempt to flee at all.



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    where was that?

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