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Thread: I think I just suffered my first broken bone

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    It might not be broken, it might just be in a spasm.

    Try a few pushups or pullups--that should loosen it up a bit.

    Trust me, my father is a doctor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    hey - this is the hampeur - they'll be no common sense here pal....
    Didn't Warfist just go ghey in another medical related thread?

    Someone had a brain anyeurism or something, asking for advice and all said poster got was taunted a second time and Warfist was a bit perturbed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Didn't Warfist just go ghey in another medical related thread?

    Someone had a brain anyeurism or something, asking for advice and all said poster got was taunted a second time and Warfist was a bit perturbed.

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    I thought it was FatFruit2's "my friend" swallowed a bottle cap thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Didn't Warfist just go ghey in another medical related thread?

    Someone had a brain anyeurism or something, asking for advice and all said poster got was taunted a second time and Warfist was a bit perturbed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John_0515 View Post
    At the expense of someone's pain, we can try to act human for once.
    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    This is some serious sh*t, sometimes we shouldn't be making fun of this stuff.

    He could have a very serious injury, can't we just once dispense with the hijinks and hilarity?

    Bunch of dicks on this bored.











































    Really John?

    Dimitri is much funnier. This is the Hampur, you come for medical advice, it will not end well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    I thought it was FatFruit2's "my friend" swallowed a bottle cap thread.
    That was it. Too funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by titanbuoy View Post
    ...there seems to be some clicking in there.
    Consider yourself lucky if that's just starting to happen to you now

    You should hear my shoulder...sounds like there's a bowl of Rice Crispies in there when I move it. Years of cranking on pipe wrenches.

    FWIW...the shoulder pain could be because of you jamming your collarbone and wrist. Sometimes it happens in the NFL...the announcers will say the QB has a "stinger".

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    Get an X-Ray, especially at your advanced age. I took a similar tumble and
    wrote off the nagging pain for 6 months, with the help of a lot of gin.
    When the clicking emanating from my shoulder did not go away,
    I decided to see a Doc in the Box for help. Turns out it was broken, and my body made the correction by dropping my shoulder so the fractured ends didn't hit to cause any pain. But in the 6 months or so, the ends of the break grew knotty and misshapen. Ended up having some bone from my hip taken off and grafted onto the broken clavicle after the knotty ends had been cut back. Year later opened up again to remove the steel brackets from the graft. To this day my "fixed" shoulder is 3/8" shorter than the natural side. Go to get it checked out.
    Or book a night at the Holdiay Inn Express.

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    I broke my collarbone when I was about three when I ran into a chair.

    Obviously not the brightest kid in the sandbox.

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    Thanks for the many chuckle worthy replies. I'm still sitting here on my couch... My fingers are tingling now. Probably better head out. I really hate hospitals. Canadian health care sucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by titanbuoy View Post
    Thanks for the many chuckle worthy replies. I'm still sitting here on my couch... My fingers are tingling now. Probably better head out. I really hate hospitals. Canadian health care sucks
    No, the tingling is a good thing, that's just the injury healing itself.

    Wow, you got lucky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post

    Really John?

    Dimitri is much funnier. This is the Hampur, you come for medical advice, it will not end well.
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    That's my brother you're talking about short round.

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    Quote Originally Posted by titanbuoy View Post
    Thanks for the many chuckle worthy replies. I'm still sitting here on my couch... My fingers are tingling now. Probably better head out. I really hate hospitals. Canadian health care sucks
    You hear that libs.

    Yet this is what we aspire to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    No, the tingling is a good thing, that's just the injury healing itself.

    Wow, you got lucky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Really John?

    Dimitri is much funnier. This is the Hampur, you come for medical advice, it will not end well.
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    Yes, we all know he's better than me at everything.

    I think more like "some people show their true colors in threads like these".

    This is a good example of why today's society sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by titanbuoy View Post
    Canadian health care sucks
    When you heal, please take a stroll through the poli forum and let them know...

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    Quote Originally Posted by John_0515 View Post
    Yes, we all know he's better than me at everything.

    I think more like "some people show their true colors in threads like these".

    This is a good example of why today's society sucks.
    I got your back

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    I got your back
    Human Centipede x-pollination FTMFW

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    I got your back
    I know.


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