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    I think I just suffered my first broken bone

    I think I just broke my collarbone while cycling. I did a header over my handlebars. I've got a nice raspberry on the side of my forehead, but the concern is my shoulder. It's only a little sore when I don't move it but if I try to lift my arm the pain gets pretty intense and there seems to be some clicking in there. Wrist is also jammed making this a ***** to type out on my phone.

    My GF is away, and I've no reltives in town. I might be forced to cab it to emergency.

    Fug. Time for some THC first.

    I have no idea why I started this thread. I guess it just sucks to find myself alone when this happened. So here I sit, alone, one armed and in pain. ****-a-doodle-do.

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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    dude...seriously?


    you post to the hampuer first?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    dude...seriously?


    you post to the hampuer first?
    Pretty lame I know. I'm just trying to gather myself a bit before heading off to the hospital.

    PS: ouch... My first broken bone in 47 years of usage.... it had to be the right side

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    It might not be broken, it might just be in a spasm.

    Try a few pushups or pullups--that should loosen it up a bit.

    Trust me, my father is a doctor.

    _

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    dude...seriously?


    you post to the hampuer first?
    He's probably "in shock".

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    Quote Originally Posted by titanbuoy View Post

    I have no idea why I started this thread. I guess it just sucks to find myself alone when this happened. So here I sit, alone, one armed and in pain. ****-a-doodle-do.
    Good thing you did it "biking" and not in a closet with a necktie and a hardy hangar

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    It might not be broken, it might just be in a spasm.

    Try a few pushups or pullups--that should loosen it up a bit.

    Trust me, my father is a doctor.

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    That's funny chit

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    Quote Originally Posted by titanbuoy View Post
    My GF is away
    This, and a bum wrist? That sucks. Fap-free Fourth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    It might not be broken, it might just be in a spasm.

    Try a few pushups or pullups--that should loosen it up a bit.

    Trust me, my father is a doctor.

    _
    lolz

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    Good luck Titan.

    Welcome, after 47 years, to being a man.

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    you clearly tore your anterior cruciate ligament

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    If you broke your collar bone you would know it, you might want t have that head checked for concussion. Goodell would.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    It might not be broken, it might just be in a spasm.

    Try a few pushups or pullups--that should loosen it up a bit.

    Trust me, my father is a doctor.

    _


    I lost it on the bolded

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    You lucky bastard, don't you see what this means? Percocets!

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    You lucky bastard, don't you see what this means? Percocets!
    Better, Oxcy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache 51 View Post
    Better, Oxcy
    It's the same thing

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    Please go to the emergency room as safely and quickly as you can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    It's the same thing
    Oxcycotin

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    Quote Originally Posted by titanbuoy View Post
    Pretty lame I know. I'm just trying to gather myself a bit before heading off to the hospital.

    PS: ouch... My first broken bone in 47 years of usage.... it had to be the right side
    You did the right thing, lot of doctors on this site.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John_0515 View Post
    Please go to the emergency room as safely and quickly as you can.
    hey - this is the hampeur - they'll be no common sense here pal....

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