View Poll Results: Pulp or no pulp

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  • Yes, I love to shave my tongue after drinking pulp

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Thread: Orange juice pulp

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    Orange juice pulp

    Most people i've had this discussion with absolutely prefer drinking orange juice with pulp.

    I, on the other hand, compare orange juice pulp to a glass of juice with a bag of pubes dumped in it. Disgusting.

    Just the thought of it makes me dry heave.

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    Orange Bits = Pubes

    Um.....


    Er......


    Ok.

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    Prefer pulp, but won't turn down unpulped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    Orange Bits = Pubes

    Um.....


    Er......


    Ok.
    no no no...juice with hair in it. It's an abomination.

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    I really dislike pulp.... don't like it at all.

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    If its from a container, I go no pulp. But if yer gonna take a whole bag of oranges and squeeze them in front of me and provide me with a delicious beverage, I'll gladly take me some pulp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    I really dislike pulp.... don't like it at all.
    Smaht girl! Never swallow that stuff. You don't know where it's been.

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    ...i hate when u have pubes and pulp...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    I really dislike pulp.... don't like it at all.
    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    I'll gladly take me some pulp.
    well this threw me for a loop


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    Me no likey pulp/pubes either. Give me a vajayjay that is clean (a.k.a. pulp-less) and pube-less OJ. I'm not fan of Pulp Friction.
    Last edited by jetstream23; 07-06-2012 at 04:00 PM.

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    When I was a kid, I remember going out for breakfast at restaurants and always ordered apple juice never orange because of the pulp risk.

    Same goes for that 5 Alive sh!t....there's like 3 or 4 kinds of pulp in that stuff.

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    not sure how pubez come into the conversation... it's just little pieces of orange. Do you eat whole orange slices? Is that like biting into a pube biscuit? Not to me.

    Anyhow, I do prefer my OJ without pulp... but I won't turn down a nice, cool glass with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMikeIsHot View Post
    not sure how pubez come into the conversation... it's just little pieces of orange. Do you eat whole orange slices? Is that like biting into a pube biscuit? Not to me.

    Anyhow, I do prefer my OJ without pulp... but I won't turn down a nice, cool glass with it.
    I thought comparing pubes with pulp was an accurate analogy.

    I'm sure if you spilled a glass of water on a barber shop floor and went to lick it up, it would be like drinking a glass of orange juice w/pulp.

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    I like my OJ grovestand style, Pulp+.

    I'll take my women with an extra layer of pulp too.
    Last edited by Paradis; 07-06-2012 at 04:09 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradis View Post
    I like OJ grovestand style, Pupl-plus. I'll take my women with an extra layer of pulp too.
    You British Columbia hippies always go the extra mile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dustykeller View Post
    I'm sure if you spilled a glass of water on a barber shop floor and went to lick it up, it would be like drinking a glass of orange juice w/pulp.
    We should ask jetsrule to confirm this.

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    I hate bully pulpits and this thread is no exception.

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    GTFO for me.

    I don't always drink OJ

    But when I do, I prefer its shaved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    You can always ...


    I dunno....If I squeezed someone a fresh glass of OJ and they pulled out a strainer, I'd be pretty ****ing offended.

    Although I guess I'd be pretty impressed that they had the foresight to bring a strainer as I don't often squeeze orange juice.

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