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    Angry Where's my remote?

    2 days and counting. All the usual places have been checked - sofa cushions, under the sofa, ledges, mantles, even the refrigerator (yeah, it was found in there once ).

    Any ideas? Ready to file a missing remote report with :usedtobeacop:!

    If one of you has it...

    F the scissors! Where's my remote control!

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    Eff the romote,,,,,


    CAN I PLEASE FIND A PEN.

    they disappear

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    By the box where you stash the bud next to the bong in the garage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    Eff the romote,,,,,


    CAN I PLEASE FIND A PEN.

    they disappear
    Your pens have been hidden for your own protection.

    Now get out of this thread. Serious bizness in here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Your pens have been hidden for your own protection.

    Now get out of this thread. Serious bizness in here.
    Every sundaY I do the crossword puzzle, it takes me 15 minutes to find a goddamn pen.

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    Did you by any chance recently cancel your child's World of Warcraft account?

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    My wife puts them by the tv. That defies the entire purpose for having remote controls. And I look like an idiot for 10 minutes before actually looking at the tv.

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    My dog put one in the cats litter box a few weeks ago. Didn't find it til the wife went to empty it.

    He's a crafty fvcker...

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    You've obviously swapped the garage door opener and the TV remote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Did you by any chance recently cancel your child's World of Warcraft account?
    lol

    Nice reference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    My wife puts them by the tv. That defies the entire purpose for having remote controls. And I look like an idiot for 10 minutes before actually looking at the tv.
    At LEAST 3 hours/day.

    And it has nothing to do with the placement of the remote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    2 days and counting. All the usual places have been checked - sofa cushions, under the sofa, ledges, mantles, even the refrigerator (yeah, it was found in there once ).

    Any ideas? Ready to file a missing remote report with :usedtobeacop:!

    If one of you has it...

    F the scissors! Where's my remote control!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    LOL. Greatest pic ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    My wife puts them by the tv. That defies the entire purpose for having remote controls. And I look like an idiot for 10 minutes before actually looking at the tv.
    This!

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    When you're looking for the lost remote, sometimes all you need is...
















    wait for it...


















    a little bit of luck.


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    That sucks. But it is definitely better than not being able to find you peen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    When you're looking for the lost remote, sometimes all you need is...
















    wait for it...


















    a little bit of luck.

    I'll fill in for Green here by saying:





    Oh.












    Oh noes.















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    Quote Originally Posted by John_0515 View Post
    At LEAST 3 hours/day.

    And it has nothing to do with the placement of the remote.

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    What do you mean Borgo has it?

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    Day 3.

    Still remote-less, B*****S!!!

    Starting to think the unthinkable. Did it accidentally get swept into a trash can or something?

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