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Thread: I've got a hemroid like you read about, fruitcakes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Very large hemmaroids HAVE been mistaken for hanging figs.

    Makes a nice glaze, or as an accoutrement for pizza with pancetta and goat cheese.

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    That''s frigging disgusting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dmitexxi View Post
    That''s frigging disgusting.
    I was talking about fig jam.

    Not hemmaroid jam.

    That would be a hard flavor to mask.

    Probably curry would do the trick.

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    To the OP, where exactly do you imagine all of us reading about hemmorhoids? Or why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dmitexxi View Post
    They say a picture is worth a 1000 words




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    Quote Originally Posted by dmitexxi View Post
    They say a picture is worth a 1000 words
    Jesu Christo. For God's sake, put your mirror and camera away.

    Edit: didn't need to see that again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    To the OP, where exactly do you imagine all of us reading about hemmorhoids? Or why?
    Where? The Hampur. Why? It's the Hampur. Did you hit your head or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    This entire thread makes me want to vom.
    No one's forcing you to read the thread, Nancy.

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    Status? Are you experiencing roid rage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Jesu Christo. For God's sake, put your mirror and camera away.

    Edit: didn't need to see that again.
    1. What was it?
    2. How many times have you seen it before?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    No one's forcing you to read the thread, Nancy.
    Little known fact: your avatar is actually a high-res picture of the surface of b_a_c's bottom.

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    Roid rage...do you haz it?

    this thread is worthless w/o pix

    hope poor lil Chance isn't stuck up there

    instead of eye-talian lipstick why not try some Italian suppositories-innuendos

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    Wait! So you can pop these things? Makes sense. I thought I'd sat on a large chewed piece of Hubbard Bubba.

    Has anyone tried to burn these things off? I have a soldering iron.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    1. What was it?
    2. How many times have you seen it before?
    Ha. It was a pic of a hemorrhoid'd ahole and I quoted it and edited it out, hence again. Never had the misfortune of cultivating my own, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frostlich View Post
    Wait! So you can pop these things? Makes sense. I thought I'd sat on a large chewed piece of Hubbard Bubba.

    Has anyone tried to burn these things off? I have a soldering iron.
    A hemmoroid is not like a zit. You can't pop it. Well, actually you could, but you'll die in bloody agony with a sharp object up yer pooper and people will laugh at you after you're gone.
    Last edited by BushyTheBeaver; 07-10-2012 at 10:31 PM.

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