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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    My wife is Greek; she thinks she's a gangster. To be safe, I just replaced all our knives with those safety scissors kids use in pre-school.
    And just like that 32 pondering life's biggest question is over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    My wife is Greek; she thinks she's a gangster. To be safe, I just replaced all our knives with those safety scissors kids use in pre-school.
    Admittedly I've never dealt with a Greek women. They're close enough where I'd guess they're similar to guineas. I pity you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    She's hotter then the ex. Italian divorced once too. Probably cant hold on to her much longer without a ring shes 31. No kids bonus. Works fulltime jackpot. Fantastic ass.
    Very funny when shes in a good mood.

    Yells alot has a temper like me. Drinks alot of wine, I cant . Wants to live in Bradley beach near my sisters how I met her. Not a big fan of oral. Watches twilight and true blood I hate that ****ing ****. Giants fan. She's tan but I swear I can spot those vericose veins in the upper back thigh Area. That will just get worse amirite.

    Deciding this week. Sister is busting balls since the fourth she loves her. Im not posting pictures.

    Deal breaker. If she wants you to put a ring on it she should put a wang in her mouf.

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    You haven't mentioned being in love which prolly means you're not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Husband cheated on her. Big alarm right. She's more cute then hot can be hot when we go out though. Twice ive seen her all done up looks like a diff person. But looks good without all the makeup I think.
    Don't base anything on the looks.

    Temper. Yelling. Only funny when she's in a good mood (sounds like she's in a bad mood more than she's in a good mood).

    **** that.

    Keep waiting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    You haven't mentioned being in love which prolly means you're not.
    Excuse me Francis. Yes I do I think. Would feel incomplete without her. Happy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    Deal breaker. If she wants you to put a ring on it she should put a wang in her mouf.
    ...and they say romance is dead

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    My wife is Greek; she thinks she's a gangster. To be safe, I just replaced all our knives with those safety scissors kids use in pre-school.
    But she lets you wear pineapple shirts?

    That's good right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    And just like that 32 pondering life's biggest question is over.
    Circle of Life.


    I know Where the Scissors Are.R

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    Deal breaker. If she wants you to put a ring on it she should put a wang in her mouf.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jordy View Post
    Don't base anything on the looks.

    Temper. Yelling. Only funny when she's in a good mood (sounds like she's in a bad mood more than she's in a good mood).

    **** that.

    Keep waiting.
    This answers both im sure. Not afraid of a backdoor guest from time to time.

    Didnt want to put that out there felt disrespectful but it had to be done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    ...and they say romance is dead
    lmao!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jordy View Post
    But she lets you wear pineapple shirts?

    That's good right?


    Pineapple shirts with a built-in leash. I'm her Coconut Monkey; smile for the peoples, or I get teh "pull-back".

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    Deal breaker. If she wants you to put a ring on it she should put a wang in her mouf.
    Hahahaaaaa

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordy View Post
    Don't base anything on the looks.

    Temper. Yelling. Only funny when she's in a good mood (sounds like she's in a bad mood more than she's in a good mood).

    **** that.

    Keep waiting.

    TLDR: She's Italian.

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    I don't mean to ask relevant questions, but how long have you been dating her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    I don't mean to ask relevant questions, but how long have you been dating her?

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    About a year. But no other women like five months

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Circle of Life.


    I know Where the Scissors Are.R
    Was this a 32-esque attempt at ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    About a year
    Aight.

    Just making sure this wasn't a 3 week fling.

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    In all seriousness, she is from the Bradley Beach area, isn't that one of the drinking capitals of the east coast? The only person I ever knew from there loved getting hammered, and you are on the wagon I thought...this does not seem as if it should be a long term solution to your continued good health.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    About a year. But no other women like five months
    This was an incomprehensible edit.

    Whut?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordy View Post
    But she lets you wear pineapple shirts?

    That's good right?
    ROFL

    I remember that pic too

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