Enjoy an Ads-Free Jets Insider - Become a Jets Insider VIP!
Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12
Results 21 to 40 of 40

Thread: Been deaf for 3 days b*****es!

  1. #21
    Jets Insider VIP
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246)
    Posts
    34,670
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    what?



    .

  2. #22
    Board Moderator
    Jets Insider VIP
    JetsInsider.com Legend

    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    The depths of Despair.
    Posts
    39,558
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    wtf? I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
    Pretend?


    Lol



  3. #23
    All League
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    It's all relative
    Posts
    2,863
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    I don't exist to protect the stupid from themselves
    I am intrigued by your ideas, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

    Put me down for Warfish in the have a beer with thread.

  4. #24
    All League
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    It's all relative
    Posts
    2,863
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Ha ha....you idiot.

    Anyway.


    Saw the Kinks with Johnny COugar opening in 1980 at the Nassau Coliseum.

    Cept I was 17 and forgot to tell my parents I was going and had 6th row seats.

    Also, I had been pretending to "not hear" my mother, rip, who was royally raving nuts, whenst she spoke upon me.

    ALot of "hah?" and waving of hands.

    That sort of thing.

    Anyhoo, unbenownst to me, momma had scheduled a hearing test with an audiologist at LIJ HMO for me for the very next day, which, due to the insane volume the Kinks played at those days, I thusly failed with flying colors. My ears were still ringing from the night before. I dint tell Mama I was at a concert, remember.

    Momma cried.

    Then, I had to tell her the truth, the ignoring her, the concert, the whole thing, to make her happy again, which I did.

    She was as pleased.... as a mental patient could be.


    Miss you Mama.

    Then, during post 9/11 testing I was told I'm pretty deaf in both Ears for real, which my wife and kids knew for years and were pretty ****** tired of.

    Oh the iron.

    True story.

    -
    Was your blessed mum from the Emerald Isle, perhaps? Married to Mrs Big L, I can recognize Irish crazy.

  5. #25
    Board Moderator
    Jets Insider VIP
    Charter JI Member

    Join Date
    May 1999
    Location
    State Location Here
    Posts
    7,737
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Was your blessed mum from the Emerald Isle, perhaps? Married to Mrs Big L, I can recognize Irish crazy.
    psssht. That ain't crazy bro. I'm married to German/Ruthenian/Czechoslovakian crazy. And trust me. That's some batsh:t PSYCHO crazy.

    You should see how berzerk she gets when I pretend not to hear her.

  6. #26
    All League
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    It's all relative
    Posts
    2,863
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    psssht. That ain't crazy bro. I'm married to German/Ruthenian/Czechoslovakian crazy. And trust me. That's some batsh:t PSYCHO crazy.

    You should see how berzerk she gets when I pretend not to hear her.
    Meh. You ain't ever seen a PMSing drunk Irish broad, then.


  7. #27
    Board Moderator
    Jets Insider VIP
    JetsInsider.com Legend

    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    The depths of Despair.
    Posts
    39,558
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Was your blessed mum from the Emerald Isle, perhaps? Married to Mrs Big L, I can recognize Irish crazy.
    Pretty much, except for geography.

    More...in spirit.



    -

  8. #28
    JetsInsider.com Legend
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Posts
    36,678
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    I'm married to German/Ruthenian/Czechoslovakian crazy.
    Tell your husband we said "hi".



    I SAID, TELL YOUR HUSBAND WE SAID HI!!!!

    Psshhhh, deaf folks.

  9. #29
    Board Moderator
    Jets Insider VIP
    Charter JI Member

    Join Date
    May 1999
    Location
    State Location Here
    Posts
    7,737
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    Tell your husband we said "hi".
    Says the one with the large breastses and the skirt.

  10. #30
    Board Moderator
    Jets Insider VIP
    Charter JI Member

    Join Date
    May 1999
    Posts
    5,250
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    Tell your husband we said "hi".



    I SAID, TELL YOUR HUSBAND WE SAID HI!!!!

    Psshhhh, deaf folks.
    Timely post. On this day in 1914 Ruth made his major league debut for the Red Sox, pitching seven strong innings to lift the Sawx 4-3 over the Cleveland Indians.

    So says my History-A-Day desk calendar.

  11. #31
    Jets Insider VIP
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Long Island, NY
    Posts
    6,599
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    People could be like "I've hated you my whole life, but I want you to impregnate my donkey" and I'm smiling and nodding like "yeah, definitely."
    Was this what you thought the new job offer was?

    Would explain a lot.

  12. #32
    Board Moderator
    Jets Insider VIP
    Charter JI Member

    Join Date
    May 1999
    Location
    State Location Here
    Posts
    7,737
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Was this what you thought the new job offer was?

    Would explain a lot.
    1:04 am. Give or take. What's this about spraying a twat?

  13. #33
    Jets Insider VIP
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Long Island, NY
    Posts
    6,599
    Post Thanks / Like

  14. #34
    Jets Insider VIP
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246)
    Posts
    34,670
    Post Thanks / Like

  15. #35
    Hall Of Fame
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    LI
    Posts
    19,619
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    I don't exist to protect the stupid from themselves.
    Nice Supreme Court cross poli-nation.

  16. #36
    All Pro
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Posts
    8,239
    Post Thanks / Like
    Hope everything works out for you on Monday and that at the least you'll have hearing back in one ear, if not both.

    On a side note, my grandmother went fairly deaf all of a sudden a few years back and has hearing aids, but refuses to wear them because "they don't work" (she really just likes to tune people out) and therefore we have to almost scream at her to talk to her. It's rather frustrating and annoying and sometimes after she's over, I feel like I'm going deaf.

  17. #37
    Board Moderator
    Jets Insider VIP

    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    SF via Strong Island
    Posts
    29,349
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    psssht. That ain't crazy bro. I'm married to German/Ruthenian/Czechoslovakian crazy. And trust me. That's some batsh:t PSYCHO crazy.

    You should see how berzerk she gets when I pretend not to hear her.
    So the deafness works to get you rough sex...I like it.


    Do you have a website?

  18. #38
    Jets Insider VIP
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    Staten Island
    Posts
    8,529
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post

    I lead an interesting life.
    Link?


    Know what, scratch that. Your trying to get fired thread pretty much makes what you said a truism.

    Apologies.

  19. #39
    Jets Insider VIP
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246)
    Posts
    34,670
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Been a b!tch for 3 days deafs!

    what?

  20. #40
    Hall Of Fame
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    LI
    Posts
    19,619
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    what?
    **** you, deafie!

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Follow Us