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    You know it's sad when I'm getting it more with this fat chick than you guys are.... truth.

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    well the inevitable has happened, pictures have surfaced...




























    http://www.nydailynews.com/life-styl...icle-1.1116995



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    Article did not mention how much the couple spent on flour. Has to be a fortune.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    Alex told The Sun last year, “Even though one of Pauline’s legs weighs more than I do, we’re able to position her body to make sex enjoyable for both of us.”

    “It’s hard to position her and find her pleasure spots as she has a lot of fat in the pelvic area,” he told Closer.

    In other words: her bunt is f*cking massive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
















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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Article did not mention how much the couple spent on flour. Has to be a fortune.
    Lol....apparently, he owns a mill.

    And an gasmask.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Braumeister View Post
    In other words: her bunt is f*cking massive.
    or gunt in another vernacular

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post

    looks like a job for Jonah Falcone

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Lol....apparently, he owns a mill.

    And an gasmask.

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    LOL. Seriously, I'd do JT and Stokes before going down on that mess. Or you, sailor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL. Seriously, I'd do JT and Stokes. Or you, sailor.
    fixed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    fixed.
    LOL. Ssssstop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL. Seriously, I'd do JT and Stokes before going down on that mess. Or you, sailor.
    Whoa whoa whoa. When?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Whoa whoa whoa. When?
    LOL. Just make sure the red robe is freshly laundered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL. Just make sure the red robe is freshly laundered.
    it's not a robe, it's a sex cape.



    or so I've heard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL. Just make sure the red robe is freshly laundered.
    Seriously? That thing is crustier than southnerd's clean-up sock.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    it's not a robe, it's a sex cape.

    or so I've heard.
    I have robes, sex capes and intercourse cloaks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I have robes, sex capes and intercourse cloaks.
    Commonly known as "disguises" amongst Sex Crimes investigators.

    Get help, perv.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Commonly known as "disguises" amongst Sex Crimes investigators.

    Get help, perv.


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    I only wear them at home. And rooftop bars. And everywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    it's not a robe, it's a sex cape.



    or so I've heard.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Seriously? That thing is crustier than southnerd's clean-up sock.



    I have robes, sex capes and intercourse cloaks.
    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Commonly known as "disguises" amongst Sex Crimes investigators.

    Get help, perv.


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    The terms "sex capes" and "intercourse cloaks" are hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    The terms "sex capes" and "intercourse cloaks" are hilarious.
    Not when you are face down in a glass-strewn handball court.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Not when you are face down in a glass-strewn handball court.


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    LOL. Point taken (not literally).

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