View Poll Results: What's your status, b!tches? (anonymous)

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  • Married, thinking divorce

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Thread: Are you divorced, getting divorced, thinking about it, or not thinking?

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    Are you divorced, getting divorced, thinking about it, or not thinking?

    Lots of marriage, divorce, and relationship chit-shat here of lates. What's your status?

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    My wife got mad at me because I listened to the Yankee game on the way home from the beach tonight and she hates Suzyn Waldmans awful chowd voice, which I do to.

    Then when home, I turned on the TV when Teixeira's home run tied the game, so she stormed off to bed hissing about baseball.


    I cooked dinner and did the dishes AND drove to and from the beach.

    So yeah, I want a divorce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    My wife got mad at me because I listened to the Yankee game on the way home from the beach tonight and she hates Suzyn Waldmans awful chowd voice, which I do to.

    Then when home, I turned on the TV when Teixeira's home run tied the game, so she stormed off to bed hissing about baseball.


    I cooked dinner and did the dishes AND drove to and from the beach.

    So yeah, I want a divorce.

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    Yankees, driving to the beach, and dishes....that would kill my relationship too. If she was smart she'd start talking to you using a Suzyn Waldman voice whenever she was pissed at you.
    Last edited by jetstream23; 07-13-2012 at 10:22 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Yankees, driving to the beach, and dishes....that would kill my relationship too. If she was smart she'd start talking to you using a Suzyn Waldman voice whenever she was pissed at you.
    Then you'd have to add a Married Contemplating Murder option to the poll.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R68UGNL9MeI
    Last edited by BushyTheBeaver; 07-13-2012 at 10:58 PM.

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    JS23, You need to add divorced but now happily remarried. Well, you don't need to, but you can and should.

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    engaged

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
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    JS you forgot the "fooked" option.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    My wife got mad at me because I listened to the Yankee game on the way home from the beach tonight and she hates Suzyn Waldmans awful chowd voice, which I do to.

    Then when home, I turned on the TV when Teixeira's home run tied the game, so she stormed off to bed hissing about baseball.


    I cooked dinner and did the dishes AND drove to and from the beach.

    So yeah, I want a divorce.

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    My wife got mad at me because I refurbished a PC for my daughter for her room. and I set the default browser to Google Chrome.

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    Estranged ... and doing well by it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    JS23, You need to add divorced but now happily remarried. Well, you don't need to, but you can and should.
    I'm very happily remarried.

    I was divorced for 12 years before getting remarried. I was very happy single and never thought I would get remarried again never mind have another kid.

    But I met a great woman and We have a great marriage and a 5 year old son. Plus my wife, who was a casual Jet fan, is now a die-hard fan.

    Hell, I'm even fortunate to get along fine with my ex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    I'm very happily remarried.

    I was divorced for 12 years before getting remarried. I was very happy single and never thought I would get remarried again never mind have another kid.

    But I met a great woman and We have a great marriage and a 5 year old son. Plus my wife, who was a casual Jet fan, is now a die-hard fan.

    Hell, I'm even fortunate to get along fine with my ex.

    GFY


    I hope my poll vote is not public.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    GFY


    I hope my poll vote is not public.
    Ahh, you pulled the "southside" tab, eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    GFY


    I hope my poll vote is not public.
    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    Ahh, you pulled the "southside" tab, eh?

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    LOL at the southside option in the poll.

    I've been happily married for the last 6 years.

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    Divorced once in 2001 after a six year sentence missing some Jets home game for stupid shix. Remarried much hotter in 2004 and have not missed a Jets home game since...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    My wife got mad at me because I listened to the Yankee game on the way home from the beach tonight and she hates Suzyn Waldmans awful chowd voice, which I do to.

    Then when home, I turned on the TV when Teixeira's home run tied the game, so she stormed off to bed hissing about baseball.


    I cooked dinner and did the dishes AND drove to and from the beach.

    So yeah, I want a divorce.

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    Yankee radio production (Waldman & Sterling) is the biggest embarrassment in NY sports. I am a Yankee fan and I honestly cannot listen to them!!

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    It's good to see people happily married. My wife and I are celebrating 15th this weekend, she is my HS sweetheart been going since she was 14 so it's more like 30 years.

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    I took my whole family to the Atlanta Zoo yesterday, my wife got mad beacuse I wanted a zoo hat it was in the 90's hot and humid. she was
    a little upset at what? I dunno. Woke up this morning and am still married, thats a good thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    My wife got mad at me because I listened to the Yankee game on the way home from the beach tonight and she hates Suzyn Waldmans awful chowd voice, which I do to.

    Then when home, I turned on the TV when Teixeira's home run tied the game, so she stormed off to bed hissing about baseball.


    I cooked dinner and did the dishes AND drove to and from the beach.

    So yeah, I want a divorce.

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