View Poll Results: What's your status, b!tches? (anonymous)

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  • Married, happily

    24 48.00%
  • Married, thinking divorce

    5 10.00%
  • Divorced

    5 10.00%
  • Dating, happily

    7 14.00%
  • Dating, hate the b!tch, she's outta here soon

    0 0%
  • southside

    2 4.00%
  • Other

    7 14.00%
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Thread: Are you divorced, getting divorced, thinking about it, or not thinking?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    You are very heavily chaperoned, that's why
    Lol ... By who?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    You will all be happy to know that even the Mods can't see the poll results as far as who voted for what.

    Yes, I tried.
    Well Im sure those who know me from here enough know how I voted.

    On a side note, I know I've been here a long time when I've seen your kids grow up from seeing your avatar over the years...damn.

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    Not without issues, but happily married for over five years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ubrnostrum View Post
    Not without issues, but happily married for over five years.
    Didn't you tell us the other day that you haven't gotten any since October?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Didn't you tell us the other day that you haven't gotten any since October?
    He did say "not without issues".

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    Quote Originally Posted by ubrnostrum View Post
    Not without issues, but happily married for over five years.
    She didn't believe you about JoePa?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    These two capture it in a nutshell. And honestly, I didn't fully appreciate how its completely a woman thing as opposed to a "My wife" thing. Sure I knew it, but didn't completely focus on it.

    I've never had a legit argument/fight with my wife about one discreet thing. Whenever we argue, which is not at all often (and perhaps that's part of the problem), it becomes the Omnibus Argument pulling in things from every direction including my family, my parenting ability (And I am an excellent father), my husbanding skillz (I'm a very good husband, but concede that there is always room for improvement) and anything else that she can think of.

    Not surprisingly, these other factors often come out after I've made valid points or am otherwise fairing well in the fight.
    Good points. It always devolves into "The Argument".

    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    You will all be happy to know that even the Mods can't see the poll results as far as who voted for what.

    Yes, I tried.
    So, you're saying that you suck?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    Good points. It always devolves into "The Argument".
    Exactly.

    When I get chided with "How can you sit there and play videogames?"

    it really means

    "Why aren't you busy looking for 2nd & 3rd jobs so we can have the same lifestyle that my friends have?"


    just for an example



    The great thing about PMS is that you can count on having this argument at least once a month!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Well Im sure those who know me from here enough know how I voted.

    On a side note, I know I've been here a long time when I've seen your kids grow up from seeing your avatar over the years...damn.
    Tell me about it. I get a reminder every day when I hear my wife telling me how cute they are and how could I not want another. My recent response is "I'm going to wake you up 3 times - screaming - a night for the next 3 months. If you don't scream mercy before that, I'll consider it.

    Did you have the urge to say something along the lines of "It looks like Mr. Met threw up on your kids?" That thought did cross my mind when I put the picture up.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    So, you're saying that you suck?

    I thought that was assumed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    Lol ... By who?
    By the bro (Gato/Mirar Con Ceño/qualquiera que lo llamen)

    He could flip softserve like a pancake w/ that stare

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    In addition to the "Snowball" / "Firehose" tactic where you get blasted with all your historic shortcomings, there's always the "You always..." and "You never..." qualifiers that just ratchet up the BP.

    My brother in law, says, when it gets too crazy, just end the fight/discussion, chill, slip out of the house for a mo', maybe to the man cave, and mirabile dictu, that gambit usually works a treat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    By the bro (Gato/Mirar Con Ceño/qualquiera que lo llamen)

    He could flip softserve like a pancake w/ that stare
    yes, he's the man ...

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