Married, thinking divorce
Dating, hate the b!tch, she's outta here soon
Not without issues, but happily married for over five years.
When I get chided with "How can you sit there and play videogames?"
it really means
"Why aren't you busy looking for 2nd & 3rd jobs so we can have the same lifestyle that my friends have?"
just for an example
The great thing about PMS is that you can count on having this argument at least once a month!
Did you have the urge to say something along the lines of "It looks like Mr. Met threw up on your kids?" That thought did cross my mind when I put the picture up.
In addition to the "Snowball" / "Firehose" tactic where you get blasted with all your historic shortcomings, there's always the "You always..." and "You never..." qualifiers that just ratchet up the BP.
My brother in law, says, when it gets too crazy, just end the fight/discussion, chill, slip out of the house for a mo', maybe to the man cave, and mirabile dictu, that gambit usually works a treat.