Need some advice

[JetsfanfromtheBURGH]

Dude, we're going 7-9.

Imagine you're at home watching the Patriots and Bills in the playoffs while the pissed-off girlfriend is away for two weeks. Even if she's not banging some French guy she's going to be thinking about it, having been cut off from sex for half a month. Meanwhile, you're at home thinking about what she's up to, making yourself nuts. Her sisters will be bored silly after two days, will start working her hard on why you abandoned her. Sounds like fun, right?

Go.

SAR I

Your right, that is a long with no sex.

[jetswin]

My girlfriend tells me today that her family wants to take a vacation with almost all of her family (aunts, uncles, cousins, etc).

Anyone else getting a visual of Michael and Appolonia being followed down a dirt road by old ladies giggling?

[JetsfanfromtheBURGH]

Good thing I ended up booking this vacation. would of been pissed!

[canadianjetsfan]

Ok, I Have decided to go. I was contemplating it all might and day. I should be able to watch the game either with my Sunday ticket on my iPad or the ship. I guess watching it on the beach is alot better than dealing with the ****ty weather in Pittsburgh. Besides, watching playoff football in Pittsburgh with all my friends that are steeler fans just down right sucks.

Thanks for your input.

One more question: I'm heading to Boston the third weekend of the season. Does anyone know if The Green Briar Pub in Brighton, Ma is still a jets bar? I heard somewhere that it was. If not, are there another place to watch the games while up there?

Looks like we have a place to hang our hats in Beantown!

http://www.greenbriarpub.com/calendar/jets-vs-jaguars

Thanks for telling me about this place.

[JetsfanfromtheBURGH]

Looks like we have a place to hang our hats in Beantown!

http://www.greenbriarpub.com/calendar/jets-vs-jaguars

Thanks for telling me about this place.

no problem brother

[Dimitri_0515]

Annexate Peurto Rico, that'll do it.

[shakin318]

Anyone else getting a visual of Michael and Appolonia being followed down a dirt road by old ladies giggling?

Appolonia. Dirt road.

I'm there.

[Big L]

Annexate?

[SAR I]

Good thing I ended up booking this vacation. would of been pissed!

No sex!

SAR I

[JetsfanfromtheBURGH]

No sex!

SAR I

I can thank the Jets and the entire orgasmation for all the boat sex I will be having while protecting her from French dudes.

[Gata]

I can thank the Jets and the entire orgasmation for all the boat sex I will be having while protecting her from French dudes.

I read butt sex LMAO...

[JetsfanfromtheBURGH]

I read butt sex LMAO...

Nope. She fell for that once. Never again.

[Gata]

Nope. She fell for that once. Never again.

Lol... so you hit her with the shocker?

[JetsfanfromtheBURGH]

Lol... so you hit her with the shocker?

Nah, never that. But played the tip game in the back

[2milehighJet]

Lol... so you hit her with the shocker?

[124]

Smart decision. You can find the playoffs on a bar TV somewhere I'm sure.

[TokyoJetsFan]

My girlfriend tells me today that her family wants to take a vacation with almost all of her family (aunts, uncles, cousins, etc). It's a 10 day trip to puerto Rico. Her family is paying her way and I have to pay mine. It's a great deal cuz I would of had to pay her way if we went alone. The problem is that the vacation starts January 5th. It's the start of playoffs and it will last thru 2 rounds. I have to know if I'm going by next week. I don't want to miss the vacation or the possibility of 2 playoff games. Suggestions? Oh, and her two sisters boyfriends are going. Will I look like a jack off if I don't go?

Little OT, but my ex wife is from Sweden. First vaca we took together was on an annual summer trip her parents, sisters, and another family took every year to a little island in Sweden. First time I was going to meet everyone and ask her dad if I could marry his daughter. Nervous as sh*t. Her dad is 6'7" and of course his name is Sven. Mom is nice, her sisters are both hot. Family friends had a couple of kids as well. Anyway we all get to the house they rent, have dinner, and then everyone goes to the sauna to keep drinking. Naked. Everyone. First fcking day. I'm sitting there like shhhhittt. I ain't going in there. I'm half Asian. Unfortunately it's my lower half.

[JetsfanfromtheBURGH]

Little OT, but my ex wife is from Sweden. First vaca we took together was on an annual summer trip her parents, sisters, and another family took every year to a little island in Sweden. First time I was going to meet everyone and ask her dad if I could marry his daughter. Nervous as sh*t. Her dad is 6'7" and of course his name is Sven. Mom is nice, her sisters are both hot. Family friends had a couple of kids as well. Anyway we all get to the house they rent, have dinner, and then everyone goes to the sauna to keep drinking. Naked. Everyone. First fcking day. I'm sitting there like shhhhittt. I ain't going in there. I'm half Asian. Unfortunately it's my lower half.

Those foreigners sure like to get naked. My buddy dated a French chick who was always naked. Hated clothes

[PatriotReign]

Little OT, but my ex wife is from Sweden. First vaca we took together was on an annual summer trip her parents, sisters, and another family took every year to a little island in Sweden. First time I was going to meet everyone and ask her dad if I could marry his daughter. Nervous as sh*t. Her dad is 6'7" and of course his name is Sven. Mom is nice, her sisters are both hot. Family friends had a couple of kids as well. Anyway we all get to the house they rent, have dinner, and then everyone goes to the sauna to keep drinking. Naked. Everyone. First fcking day. I'm sitting there like shhhhittt. I ain't going in there. I'm half Asian. Unfortunately it's my lower half.

When you say mom, sisters in the sauna we picture Victoria Secret models when in reality they looked like cafeteria lunch ladies, no?

[SAR I]

I can thank the Jets and the entire orgasmation for all the boat sex I will be having while protecting her from French dudes.

See, Mark Sanchez is pretty good, right?

Enjoy the trip and the butt sex.

SAR I