LOL. Via an old Ouija Board, I just asked my departed Mom about how Steely Dan is regarded in the afterlife. In a nutshell, she intimated that God refers to Fagen and Becker as "the two talentless putzes". She went on to say that The Creator considers their successful musical careers a greater disappointment in humanity than when the Israelites first rejected Moses' presentation of the Ten Commandments.
I am so sorry that you had to endure that nightmare, too. Deepest sympathies.
God obviously gets it.
Condolences, bro. Take solace knowing she's in a better place...