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    Fre Willard public fap

    He's 72. I don't get the outrage.


    http://www.brobible.com/entertainmen...pee-wee-herman

    Beloved funnyman Fred Willard was reportedly arrested for pulling a Pee-wee Herman at a Los Angeles adult movie theater last night.

    According to law enforcement sources, LAPD undercover vice officers went into the Tiki Theater in Hollywood and found the 72-year-old "Anchorman" star watching last night's feature ... with his penis exposed and in his hand.

    We're told Willard was arrested around 8:45PM and booked for lewd conduct.

    It was a quick release -- we're told he was out of police custody a short while later.

    Willard is best known for his great work in “Best in Show” and "Anchorman” – and now maybe for his persistent libido.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1greenNUT View Post
    It was a quick release --
    Oh I bet it was.


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    I guess it was a Fernwood Tonight rerun

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    I guess it was a Fernwood Tonight rerun
    Lol...funny...they never tell you what "sort" of movie it was.




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    LOL @ Free Willard

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    I read the thread title as "Free Willy Public Fap"

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    Open letter to Fred Willard:

    Check out this thing called the internet.

    That is all.

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    As if movie theatre floors aren't sticky enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    As if movie theatre floors aren't sticky enough.
    From the King Of Peniz jokes, and that's what you came up with?

    I AM DISAPPOINT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    Open letter to Fred Willard:

    Check out this thing called the internet.

    That is all.
    Right? Even a "low-tech" 80s video before jerking off in a movie theater. Maybe it was the thrill of getting caught.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Right? Even a "low-tech" 80s video before jerking off in a movie theater. Maybe it was the thrill of getting caught.
    It's gotta either be that thrill, or the hope of having someone help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    From the King Of Peniz jokes, and that's what you came up with?

    I AM DISAPPOINT

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1greenNUT View Post
    It's gotta either be that thrill, or the hope of having someone help.
    Didn't think of that. Think Willard is closeted? Although, I have seen several "clips" on the web where some guy's wife is finishing off a whole host of guys in an adult theater. Accidentally, whilst searching for innocent pursuits, of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Accidentally, whilst searching for innocent pursuits, of course.
    I was looking for snow tires...wtf. Oh well, might as well fap.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I was looking for snow tires...wtf. Oh well, might as well fap.


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    LOL. One day, go on xhamster and put up cheating wives in adult theater. I just can't ever imagine a time where I'd be cool with filming my wife orally/vaginally pleasing a bunch of strangers in a filthy adult theater. What motivates this behavior?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I just can't ever imagine a time where I'd be cool with filming my wife orally/vaginally pleasing a bunch of strangers in a filthy adult theater. What motivates this behavior?
    A new camera?





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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL. One day, go on xhamster and put up cheating wives in adult theater. I just can't ever imagine a time where I'd be cool with filming my wife orally/vaginally pleasing a bunch of strangers in a filthy adult theater. What motivates this behavior?
    investments in pharmaceutical stocks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    investments in pharmaceutical stocks?
    You might be right. There is nary a condom in sight in these filmic undertakings. I can't even fathom the amount of sexually transmitted diseases shared in these ventures.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL. One day, go on xhamster and put up cheating wives in adult theater. I just can't ever imagine a time where I'd be cool with filming my wife orally/vaginally pleasing a bunch of strangers in a filthy adult theater. What motivates this behavior?

    I'll look that up next time I'm online shopping for snow tires.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    A new camera?





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    lol - doesn't take much, does it.


    Last weekend, I bought one of them fancy faucets that you can turn on or off by touching the spout. As I was explaining the operation to my wife, I joked that you could touch it anywhere with any part of your body.

    She looked at me and said "Don't even think about it."


    True story.

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