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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    lol - doesn't take much, does it.


    Last weekend, I bought one of them fancy faucets that you can turn on or off by touching the spout. As I was explaining the operation to my wife, I joked that you could touch it anywhere with any part of your body.

    She looked at me and said "Don't even think about it."


    True story.
    technically that means that SHE thought about it first!!

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    Creepy thread; I keep hearing Willem Dafoe saying "BOb Crane" over and over again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Creepy thread; I keep hearing Willem Dafoe saying "BOb Crane" over and over again.
    "those aren't pillows!!"



    Oh wait, wrong movie

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Creepy thread; I keep hearing Willem Dafoe saying "BOb Crane" over and over again.
    "But I thought you liked that, Bob"




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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Creepy thread; I keep hearing Willem Dafoe saying "BOb Crane" over and over again.
    Crane definitely had bats in his belfry. Literally.

    I would love to have viewed that collection of films.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    "those aren't pillows!!"



    Oh wait, wrong movie
    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    "But I thought you liked that, Bob"




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    well, it was an orgy Bob

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    "But I thought you liked that, Bob"




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    LOL that's the line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    LOL that's the line.
    I have an friend I work with..I drop that line on him at the most inopportune times and places and can reduce him to shrieking laughter and tears every time.

    I use it sparingly, but its the Abomb on his chimp-like brain.


    People around him are like wtf....I just shrug and point.



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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    I guess it was a Fernwood Tonight rerun
    This guy gets it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    lol - doesn't take much, does it.


    Last weekend, I bought one of them fancy faucets that you can turn on or off by touching the spout. As I was explaining the operation to my wife, I joked that you could touch it anywhere with any part of your body.

    She looked at me and said "Don't even think about it."


    True story.
    Do it. Touch it with your ear. You know you want to....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I have an friend I work with..I drop that line on him at the most inopportune times and places and can reduce him to shrieking laughter and tears every time.

    I use it sparingly, but its the Abomb on his chimp-like brain.


    People around him are like wtf....I just shrug and point.



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    I have been using that line on myself, unsparingly, this morn.

    I made the coffee; everyone's saying it's too strong.


    I thought they liked that.

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    A photo of the Fred Willard porn theater arrest has emerged...


























    wait for it...

























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    lmao

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    there goes my work day, lmao!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    A photo of the Fred Willard porn theater arrest has emerged...

    This is a masterwork.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    A photo of the Fred Willard porn theater arrest has emerged...


























    wait for it...
























    outstanding!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    This is a masterwork.
    You've been gone awhile...he does this on a regular basis...he's the hampuer's Mahatma....

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    A photo of the Fred Willard porn theater arrest has emerged...


























    wait for it...

























    There are like 7 x-pollination threads in this pic ROFL.


    Also the whole time I was thinking of Fred Ward. LOL




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