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    Of course I wake up alone with one. Never happened during the deed wtf. Trying to fake orgasm was a first and a bit insulting as well it turns out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Of course I wake up alone with one. Never happened during the deed wtf. Trying to fake orgasm was a first and a bit insulting as well it turns out.
    Ehh. You are just returning the favor.

    Its not you, its her. Tell her you need more oral. Or you may have to trade up. But I don't think anyone could compete with the octopus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    Ehh. You are just returning the favor.

    Its not you, its her. Tell her you need more oral. Or you may have to trade up. But I don't think anyone could compete with the octopus.
    That stupid avatar entered my mind during all this. No idea why it made an appearance.

    Oh I was trying to picture that bouncing hurdles girl and of course thought of the movie theater picture from crossfire. No wonder.

    I also see you've totally destroyed that hurdles thread. Way to kick a guy when he's down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    That stupid avatar entered my mind during all this. No idea why it made an appearance.

    Oh I was trying to picture that bouncing hurdles girl and of course thought of the movie theater picture from crossfire. No wonder.

    I also see you've totally destroyed that hurdles thread. Way to kick a guy when he's down.
    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post

    Lol

    See. You guys are now killing erections. Happy now dikheads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Dude, you're Italian. This should NEVER happen to you.

    Try being a MAN!

    Can't find the youtubez clip from The Godfather.

    _
    YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!


    "oooh oooh, my weenus work work...boobity boobity boo ****ing hoo...

    Listen your Godfather is gonna take care of this; give her an offer she can't refuse..."

    "You gonna pay her off?"

    "No; I'm gonna **** her with my dick."
    Last edited by WestCoastOffensive; 07-22-2012 at 01:23 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Lol

    See. You guys are now killing erections. Happy now dikheads.

    Bunch of limp dicks in here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Bunch of limp dicks in here.
    LoL

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    That stupid avatar entered my mind during all this. No idea why it made an appearance.

    Oh I was trying to picture that bouncing hurdles girl and of course thought of the movie theater picture from crossfire. No wonder.

    I also see you've totally destroyed that hurdles thread. Way to kick a guy when he's down.
    Apologies.

    Cut yourself some slack. Maybe you are caught in a long refractory period. Like I said, sometimes these problems are mental in nature. Find a way to relieve some stress. You will be a stallion again.

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    You haven't inadvertently picked up some Kryptonite, have you. A Man O' Steel like yourself shouldn't be experiencing these problems, unless you've turned to the ghey side unknowingly, like a recessive gene broke free and rendered you, well, you know. Sorry buddy, but you better start shopping for a red cloak.

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    Not many train wreck threads in the Hampur like this one. Enjoy.

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    Is this with the chick you wanted to marry?

    Ask her for your nuts back and toss her out, she is ruining your life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    Is this with the chick you wanted to marry?

    Ask her for your nuts back and toss her out, she is ruining your life.
    from what he's told us, that sounds an awful lot like the first chick Ragu married.


    at least he has a well-defined type.

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    The interwebz could be your friend in your moment of need...

    If this is your problem



    Then this might help



    or you can go here and get a better diagnosis

    http://www.cbsnews.com/2300-204_162-10004504.html

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    If your erection should last for more than four hours...

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    This is almost as good as your original idea, although him holding a mollusk's arm in a tub next to him would be hysterical.

    When are we going to canonize all of your work into one single thread for future reference? It needs to be added to the Lexicon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot View Post
    or you can go here and get a better diagnosis

    http://www.cbsnews.com/2300-204_162-10004504.html
    lolz....

    Low "T"....

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Wow. You continue to outdo yourself, Sir.

    _

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    I leave for a week and return to this BS.

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