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    Awkward Moment.

    Went flaccid. Never happened before. Sign of things to come?

    Been trying to get back in there for two hours. Gave up.

    LOLGFY?

    European?

    Over did it today with hurdles video, summertreats thread, xvideo?

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    Can't you just clean it? It should stay loaded if you want someone to shoot it.

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    Its way of telling you; "I am going to die if you don't ease up."

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    Sorry to hear that bro...

    Unfortunately, one of the side effects of aging for men is that a small percentage turn gay.

    Your physical body was able to overcome your mental desires for years.
    Time to embrace your new life style. You'll be a happier man for it.

    Last edited by Monsterxman; 07-22-2012 at 08:42 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Went flaccid. Never happened before. Sign of things to come?

    Been trying to get back in there for two hours. Gave up.

    LOLGFY?

    European?

    Over did it today with hurdles video, summertreats thread, xvideo?
    Ugh oh ... ! Since we know it's not brewer's droop maybe that red wine drinking, hot-headed, Giants-following, future ex is ... getting to you ...

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    Pushing rope.

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    Time to bring out the octopus

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Went flaccid. Never happened before. Sign of things to come?

    Been trying to get back in there for two hours. Gave up.

    LOLGFY?

    European?

    Over did it today with hurdles video, summertreats thread, xvideo?
    this is how Italian men turn ghey. Good luck ragu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Time to bring out the octopus

    No time to photoshop today but I am picturing the Cialis commecial with thebigragu in one tub and the octopus in the other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Went flaccid. Never happened before. Sign of things to come?

    Been trying to get back in there for two hours. Gave up.

    LOLGFY?

    European?

    Over did it today with hurdles video, summertreats thread, xvideo?
    Sorry man. That sucks.

    Did it happen with your woman? Could be mental. Use it as an excuse to spice things up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Time to bring out the octopusѾ
    This guys gets itѾ

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    Geez...don't it seem like all of your moments are awkward lately?

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    At nearly 56 years, this has never happened to me. Guess some of us just like women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    At nearly 56 years, this has never happened to me. Guess some of us just like women.
    I think it's just your well-documented undying unabated search for hot chick pics since the invention of the intrawebz that has kept your flag flying all these years !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gangrene View Post
    I think it's just your well-documented undying unabated search for hot chick pics since the invention of the intrawebz that has kept your flag flying all these years !
    Seriously, I think it's just a simple matter of genetics. Luckily, my parents instilled me with a the oft-elusive "boner longevity" gene.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Seriously, I think it's just a simple matter of genetics. Luckily, my parents instilled me with a the oft-elusive "boner longevity" gene.
    I think the possessors of the boner longevity gene were illustrated pretty well in the Michaelangelo statue, "The Tiddler"?

    Caution - link to "The Tiddler"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Death View Post
    I think the possessors of the boner longevity gene were illustrated pretty well in the Michaelangelo statue, "The Tiddler"?

    Caution - link to "The Tiddler"
    LOL. Although certainly not a "house" down there, I'm "healthier" than is shown in Mikey's depiction, BD. I always wondered why he went so miniscule. Church pressure, perhaps?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL. Although certainly not a "house" down there, I'm "healthier" than is shown in Mikey's depiction, BD. I always wondered why he went so miniscule. Church pressure, perhaps?
    Probably a real-life perspective put on a man's body, given he was heavily into catamites.

    (dictionary.com is your friend )

    Edit: Oh **** I put a wink emoticon in this post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Death View Post
    Probably a real-life perspective put on a man's body, given he was heavily into catamites.

    (dictionary.com is your friend )

    Edit: Oh **** I put a wink emoticon in this post.
    Did not know of his predilection or the word. (Wish I still didn't. )

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    Dude, you're Italian. This should NEVER happen to you.

    Try being a MAN!

    Can't find the youtubez clip from The Godfather.

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