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    Chinese police rescue sex doll from drowning

    Who's more deflated? This sex doll or the 18 Chinese police officers who 'rescued her from drowning?'


    By Daniel Miller
    PUBLISHED: 14:31 EST, 24 July 2012 | UPDATED: 16:10 EST, 24 July 2012
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    Police in China launched a major rescue operation to save a drowning woman, only to discover the victim was actually a discarded sex doll.
    A crowd of around 1,000 people gathered at a riverbank in Shandong Province as 18 officers worked frantically for almost an hour to save the stricken rubber toy.
    Additional medical workers and firefighters struggled to get to the scene as the drama unfolded.

    The officers, who had been responding to reports of a woman in distress, eventually managed to haul the rubber toy to safety.
    According to RocketNews24.com, after realising their embarrassing mistake, the rescuers presented the doll to the crowd, who quickly covered their children’s eyes and dispersed.

    A spokesman said they were forced to act because the toy was so similar in size and appearance to an adult female.
    The incident happened on July 11.

    Shandong Province is major manufacturing centre for sex toys.
    Last month we reported how a young Chinese reporter was left mortified after mistaking a sex toy for a rare mushroom in a television report.
    Villagers from Liucunbu, a rural community outside western Chinese city of Xi’an, had discovered the sex toy while drilling a new well shaft.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz21c76STnF

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    Quote Originally Posted by TokyoJetsFan View Post
    Who's more deflated? This sex doll or the 18 Chinese police officers who 'rescued her from drowning?'


    Only one man could be responsible for this atrocity!
































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    Quote Originally Posted by TokyoJetsFan View Post
    18 officers worked frantically for almost an hour
    Thats union labor for ya.






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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
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    we know it wasn't Ragu

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    Time for some mouth to valve resuscitation.

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    What wasn't in the article was that the cops brought the doll to the morgue, blew it back up and then ran a train on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TokyoJetsFan View Post
    Who's more deflated? This sex doll or the 18 Chinese police officers who 'rescued her from drowning?'


    By Daniel Miller
    PUBLISHED: 14:31 EST, 24 July 2012 | UPDATED: 16:10 EST, 24 July 2012
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    Police in China launched a major rescue operation to save a drowning woman, only to discover the victim was actually a discarded sex doll.
    A crowd of around 1,000 people gathered at a riverbank in Shandong Province as 18 officers worked frantically for almost an hour to save the stricken rubber toy.
    Additional medical workers and firefighters struggled to get to the scene as the drama unfolded.

    The officers, who had been responding to reports of a woman in distress, eventually managed to haul the rubber toy to safety.
    According to RocketNews24.com, after realising their embarrassing mistake, the rescuers presented the doll to the crowd, who quickly covered their children’s eyes and dispersed.

    A spokesman said they were forced to act because the toy was so similar in size and appearance to an adult female.
    The incident happened on July 11.

    Shandong Province is major manufacturing centre for sex toys.
    Last month we reported how a young Chinese reporter was left mortified after mistaking a sex toy for a rare mushroom in a television report.
    Villagers from Liucunbu, a rural community outside western Chinese city of Xi’an, had discovered the sex toy while drilling a new well shaft.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz21c76STnF
    Heh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    Dirt competing w/ the Crossfire.....

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    You guys laugh it up, but everyone knows that chicks dig the Hoffside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    You guys laugh it up, but everyone knows that inflatable chicks dig the Hoffside.
    Fixed


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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Fixed



    add Chance a gusta shawty and a ex-cawp holding onto flotsam with an explodin' boat nearby and you got a classick

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