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    Funny similes

    Or is it metaphors, I've got no clue about literary devices or grammar...

    Living in the south, I've heard a few doozies:

    I'm gonna get as f*cked up as a football bat.

    It's hotter than two rats f*cking in a wet wool sock.

    What else ya got? I'm always looking to add to the repertoire.

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    from the heartland...


    "worthless as t its on a boar"

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    I forgot "dumber than a bag of hammers."

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    "That's gayer than 5 guys fuccking"

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