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    I have the same fly in my house for over a week.

    I've tried to kill it muple times but have thrown in the towel. How long can this thing go on. I know its the same one cause its the only one. Plus the bastard lands right on my computer screen or even phone screen to mock me. I pretty much gave up killing him when I smacked my keyboard and my laptop went into some sort of satanic orgasm.

    This fly has got to go. Just landed on my shoulder. How long can it live?

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    its a different fly.

    They only like live a day and a half.

    I read it on the interweb.

    Wanna be my cornhole partner?

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    Chopsticks

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    Quote Originally Posted by LockeJET View Post
    Chopsticks
    +1

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    Your poodle doesn't take care of that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    +1
    Actually, make that +2

    Not sure even Mr. Miyagi could catch a fly with one chopstick!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    I've tried to kill it muple times but have thrown in the towel. How long can this thing go on. I know its the same one cause its the only one. Plus the bastard lands right on my computer screen or even phone screen to mock me. I pretty much gave up killing him when I smacked my keyboard and my laptop went into some sort of satanic orgasm.

    This fly has got to go. Just landed on my shoulder. How long can it live?


    Little bugger has blown across the East River to Brooklyn, I am asking him about the Poodle and the Octopus but he's saying nothing ....

    I and this fly are on Instagram if any of you peeps are ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    its a different fly.

    They only like live a day and a half.

    I read it on the interweb.
    Nah, twenty eight days ... I know this from my extensive research with fruit flies ... Quantum will tell you.

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    It's time to take the bastard. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache 51 View Post
    Your poodle doesn't take care of that?
    No, it does his taxes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYJCAP2 View Post
    No, it does his taxes.
    Well, I know that.

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    I couldn't imagine having a nude Jeff Goldberg running around my house for a week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache 51 View Post
    Your poodle doesn't take care of that?
    =================================================

    After rats, flies are this guys specialty.


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    Quote Originally Posted by gunnails View Post
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    After rats, flies are this guys specialty.

    Now that is a nose, good photo Gunnails

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    I fly swatter, no?

    Kill it with your mind first, patience.

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    My stupid cat can pick a fly off in mid air at about my eye level.

    Sometimes, I'll come home and see stuff knocked down all over the house and thought I was robbed.......but it's just the dumb cat catching and eating a fly.

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    buy a frog

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post


    I couldn't imagine having a nude Jeff Goldberg running around my house for a week.
    Last edited by crossfire; 07-26-2012 at 02:10 PM.

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    Open a window. Let him fly out. I do it all the time.

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