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Thread: Did you know a staple remover makes a great bottle opener?

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    Did you know a staple remover makes a great bottle opener?

    Grabbed a few Guinness bottles to drink at my desk (tomorrow's my last day here), and had no bottle opener. Friggin staple remover works better than the churchkey I use at home.

    My tip of the week.

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    of course, crossfire edit with shakins face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Grabbed a few Guinness bottles to drink at my desk (tomorrow's my last day here), and had no bottle opener. Friggin staple remover works better than the churchkey I use at home.

    My tip of the week.
    I call bs until you post photos of yourself drinking at work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post



    of course, crossfire edit with shakins face.

    He wouldn't have to, unless he posted a pic.

    shakin's is probably sportin' a goiter or something

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    I call bs until you post photos of yourself drinking at work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Nicely done. Great tip.

    So, I need to ask: Even though tomorrow is your last day, everyone is cool with you opening up a bunch of Guinness at work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    He wouldn't have to, unless he posted a pic.

    shakin's is probably sportin' a goiter or something
    goiter - LMFAO! Havent heard that word in long time. :shakescane:

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Pfft. That's not even a draught can/bottle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    I invented that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Pfft. That's not even a draught can/bottle.
    And no widget.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Nicely done. Great tip.

    So, I need to ask: Even though tomorrow is your last day, everyone is cool with you opening up a bunch of Guinness at work?
    I imagine they would not be too cool with the idea (although the broads might dig my rebelliousness). Hence the office door is closed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    why do you have a calculator?

    You know they have those RIGHT ON THE COMPUTER now!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Nicely done. Great tip.

    So, I need to ask: Even though tomorrow is your last day, everyone is cool with you opening up a bunch of Guinness at work?
    If it's his last day, he should post a pic.
    it will also satisfy his photo requirement in the other thread.

    Otherwise I may need to call him out on his chicken****tery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    I imagine they would not be too cool with the idea (although the broads might dig my rebelliousness). Hence the office door is closed.
    Ah. You should pull a Peter Gibbons and really go off the rails.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    If it's his last day, he should post a pic.
    it will also satisfy his photo requirement in the other thread.

    Otherwise I may need to call him out on his chicken****tery.
    The pic has been posted. What kind of sh:tshop computer are you on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    why do you have a calculator?

    You know they have those RIGHT ON THE COMPUTER now!!!
    I have two calculators on my desk...




    Shakin, what if someone walks in? Do you have to disguise your frosty beverage in your coffee mug and call it hot chocolate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    why do you have a calculator?

    You know they have those RIGHT ON THE COMPUTER now!!!
    Yeah, but the numerals on the computer are too modern. I like to type 80085 on the old style calculator and giggle at how much it looks like "BOOBS"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    I have two calculators on my desk...




    Shakin, what if someone walks in? Do you have to disguise your frosty beverage in your coffee mug and call it hot chocolate?
    No one walks in without knocking. NO ONE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    How far away do you normally sit from that monitor?
    Leased or purchases?
    Is it hooked up to a generator?

    Also you should photograph hot broads from your office and post them (if applicable).

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    The pic has been posted. What kind of sh:tshop computer are you on?

    It's blocked at my work.
    Please rehost said photo on different site that is more user-friendly to me.


    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    No one walks in without knocking. NO ONE.
    If it's your last day, why should they give a crap anymore?

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