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    Deadspin on Jerry Jones

    Hope this doesn't get me banned, but I laughed so hard I nearly died. He wants some "Glory Hole"

    http://deadspin.com/5929949/jerry-jo...ome-glory-hole
    Last edited by Digetydog; 07-29-2012 at 04:32 PM.

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    LOL. The reporters laughed and I don't think he realized why they were laughing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    LOL. The reporters laughed and I don't think he realized why they were laughing.
    Did you hear the PR Guy try to save him by making up a story about Glory Holes being related to oil and gas wells? Jerry Jones actually corrected him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Digetydog View Post
    Did you hear the PR Guy try to save him by making up a story about Glory Holes being related to oil and gas wells? Jerry Jones actually corrected him.
    No. The clip I heard was short.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Digetydog View Post
    Did you hear the PR Guy try to save him by making up a story about Glory Holes being related to oil and gas wells? Jerry Jones actually corrected him.
    I looked it up.

    The term "glory hole" does exist in the oil and gas industry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordy View Post
    I looked it up.

    The term "glory hole" does exist in the oil and gas industry.
    If you share your computer with a woman, I would recommend clearing your search history.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordy View Post
    I looked it up.

    The term "glory hole" does exist in the oil and gas industry.
    Just like "money shot" is a actual term in the film (legit)/advertising biz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Just like "money shot" is a actual term in the film (legit)/advertising biz.
    This is quite true but it also won't prevent it from being used for laughs for many years to come.

    Can somebody merge Jimmy Johnson's "How 'bout them Cowboys!" line with Jones' "I want me some glory hole."

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    This is quite true but it also won't prevent it from being used for laughs for many years to come.

    Can somebody merge Jimmy Johnson's "How 'bout them Cowboys!" line with Jones' "I want me some glory hole."
    Forget it. If I were at that press conference, they would have needed to give me oxygen for laughing like a maniac.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordy View Post
    I looked it up.

    The term "glory hole" does exist in the oil and gas industry.
    As well as gold mining.

    I am sure this is what he meant. But it is still funny as hell.

    Kraft: Jerry, Nut up or move on.
    Jones: No, I want me some more Glory Hole.
    Kraft: F*ck you, p*ssy.

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    Win, lose or draw I want an owner like JJ. Just stay upstairs till the game is over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache 51 View Post
    Win, lose or draw I want an owner like JJ. Just stay upstairs till the game is over.
    Why would you want an owner who insists on serving as GM despite 20+ years of evidence that he is not up to the task. Remember, all the Super Bowl teams were built when Jimmy Johnson was leading the draft and made the H. Walker trade.

    Unfortunately for Cowboy fans, he is getting more and more like Al Davis (sans jogging suit).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Digetydog View Post
    Why would you want an owner who insists on serving as GM despite 20+ years of evidence that he is not up to the task. Remember, all the Super Bowl teams were built when Jimmy Johnson was leading the draft and made the H. Walker trade.

    Unfortunately for Cowboy fans, he is getting more and more like Al Davis (sans jogging suit).
    Davis had three too, or am I mistaken?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache 51 View Post
    Davis had three too, or am I mistaken?
    When he was young, Davis was a great football man with a lot of crazy in him. When he was old, the crazy took over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Digetydog View Post
    When he was young, Davis was a great football man with a lot of crazy in him. When he was old, the crazy took over.
    I don't care what he was, he was a winner. BTW, phuck the Raiders.

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