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    Hampurite: Colorado Division

    Classy, that will win her over


    http://gawker.com/5931187/after-fail...er-leg-instead


    After Failing to Pick Up Woman at Bar, Colorado Man Tries Peeing on Her Leg Instead
    Neetzan Zimmerman
    A Longmont, Colorado man was arrested Saturday night at Shooters Grill and Bar in Boulder after he urinated on a woman who turned him down.

    According to reports, 22-year-old Timothy Paez approached the woman and placed his arm around her. She responded with "um, really?" and Paez retreated.

    He then allegedly pulled out his penis and began urinating on the woman's leg.

    Paez was removed from the established by employees and held outside while a police officer was flagged down. The highly intoxicated Paez was taken into custody and booked on charges of public indecency and harassment.

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    It seems to me that kids these days drink until they black out instead of just having a good time...the only explanation for such buffoonery.

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    Not me, has to be Burger Mike!

    What ever happened to good old sack races??

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    It seems to me that kids these days drink until they black out instead of just having a good time...the only explanation for such buffoonery.
    Which part of peeing on a chicks leg isn't having a good time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    It seems to me that kids these days drink until they black out instead of just having a good time...the only explanation for such buffoonery.
    As opposed to kids in......any other day? Kids were always stupid, they just didn't have Gawker to report on their tomfoolery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    As opposed to kids in......any other day? Kids were always stupid, they just didn't have Gawker to report on their tomfoolery.
    idk, I had plenty of major drunks on in my youth, never considered pissing on someone who wasn't interested in me...I usually just clubbed them and dragged them away when I left the bar

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    Dude was just marking his territory, that's all. Should be perfectly legal, IMO.

    His natural instincts kicked in when the booze shut down modern civilization overrides.

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    Ok, someone else is going to say it anyway, so I will.


    southside should try this, he has nothing to lose.


    Sorry bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Ok, someone else is going to say it anyway, so I will.


    southside should try this, he has nothing to lose.


    Sorry bro.
    Yeah but you have to actually be near a woman to try this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    A friend of mine peed on a girl's ankle at a Neil Young concert while he was trying to pee in his beer cup rather than walking to the men's room. He split
    when she got her boyfriend involved and I had to deal with security for a good half hour. I didn't give up the name but they knew I knew him because they could tell my ticket was purchased in the same order as the ticket of the empty seat next to me. Never confess - don't do their work for them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Yeah but you have to actually be near a woman to try this.

    depends on how many beers he drinks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    A friend of mine peed on a girl's ankle at a Neil Young concert while he was trying to pee in his beer cup rather than walking to the men's room. He split
    when she got her boyfriend involved and I had to deal with security for a good half hour. I didn't give up the name but they knew I knew him because they could tell my ticket was purchased in the same order as the ticket of the empty seat next to me. Never confess - don't do their work for them.
    You are the Frankie Carbone of JI.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Yeah but you have to actually be near a woman to try this.
    Holy ****, LMAO....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    You are the Frankie Carbone of JI.
    I've been to well over 100 concerts and probably ten percent of them have gone horribly wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    idk, I had plenty of major drunks on in my youth, never considered pissing on someone who wasn't interested in me...I usually just clubbed them and dragged them away when I left the bar
    That's because we're Hampurites. We're a bunch of gentleman. But I knew a bunch hooligans who would have no problem partaking in something as unseemly as this.

    Most were from Manhasset, IIRC.

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    I am sad. This really hurt.®

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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    That's because we're Hampurites. We're a bunch of gentleman. But I knew a bunch hooligans who would have no problem partaking in something as unseemly as this.

    Most were from Manhasset, IIRC.
    Or went to St. Mary's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    A friend of mine peed on a girl's ankle at a Neil Young concert while he was trying to pee in his beer cup rather than walking to the men's room. He split
    when she got her boyfriend involved and I had to deal with security for a good half hour. I didn't give up the name but they knew I knew him because they could tell my ticket was purchased in the same order as the ticket of the empty seat next to me. Never confess - don't do their work for them.
    For the discreet Hampurite.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdUMy9HzdWo




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    I believe it was David Bryne who stated..."same as it ever was...."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Never confess - don't do their work for them.
    Wow...you are a stone-cold street thug, arent you.

    Fight the power, F the po-leece!!!!

    lol




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