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    Teh Sex Olympics...who will win?

    (please merge with other Olypenis threads if necessary)

    http://www.forbes.com/sites/johnclar...-sex-olympics/



    Who Will Win The Sex Olympics?


    Durex wins the sex Olympics (Bloomberg).

    Who will win the sex Olympics? Durex, that’s who.

    More than 10,000 Olympic athletes with be capping willies with the Durex brand. According to recent media reports, within one week athletes routinely tear through the 100,000 condoms, turning the Olympic Village into bed-hopping sex fest. In Vancouver, 70,000 condoms lasted a week. In Beijing, it was 100,000. It’s not a stretch to say that number could hit 130,000 at the London Olympics.

    Durex, the world’s top-selling brand and part of England’s Reckitt Benckiser Group, did not pay the $1.6 billion to be an official sponsor and can’t directly cash in on the Olympics like Coke or McDnoald’s. However, after the surfacing stories of athlete hookups with protection compliments of Durex, brand awareness is at an all time high.

    “There’s a lot of sex going on,” said soccer star Hope Solo, who won gold at the 2008 Beijing Olympics. “With a once-in-a-lifetime experience, you want to build memories, whether it’s sexual, partying or on the field.”

    For the two weeks the Olympians are all huddled together, the Village becomes one big sex-fest, the Solo says.

    “I’ve seen people having sex right out in the open. On the grass, between buildings, people are getting down and dirty.”

    What does Durex have to say about all this? Nothing.

    “We’re restricted by the Olympic organizing committee guidelines on what we can and can’t say,” said a company rep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    “I’ve seen people having sex right out in the open. On the grass, between buildings, people are getting down and dirty.”
    Sounds like a party where Southside isn't.

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    capping willies
    lol

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    Seriously though, those Olympic Villages just be dripping with sweat & hormones...I would hope they have these athletes at least grouped by age.

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    The Netherlands Field Hockey Team


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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    The Netherlands Field Hockey Team


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    I feel like Madeline Kahn in History of the World when she's choosing the escorts for the orgy.

    "Yes, no, no, no, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, no, no, yes, no.."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6eTTaY1a6M

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    I feel like Madeline Kahn in History of the World when she's choosing the escorts for the orgy.

    "Yes, no, no, no, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, no, no, yes, no.."
    The little blonde one--smack dab in the middle with the big smile

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    The little blonde one--smack dab in the middle with the big smile

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    Girl with the turned head toward the middle.... Picking her would be like taking the giant mystery box on Let's make a Deal. Could get a hot babe or could get "zonked".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Girl with the turned head toward the middle.... Picking her would be like taking the giant mystery box on Let's make a Deal. Could get a hot babe or could get "zonked".
    Cue the 'tuba failure sound' LOL

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    Having seen some international womens field hockey live and up close, the pictures do not do them justice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Death View Post
    Having seen some international womens field hockey live and up close, the pictures do not do them justice.
    I think they were voted "sexiest team" at the Olympics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    I think they were voted "sexiest team" at the Olympics.

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    And absolute root rats as well I'll bet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Cue the 'tuba failure sound' LOL
    a donkey with a straw hat. always felt sorry for him. he didn't ask for that.

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    Most of the women at these olympics are just too masculine looking to be attractive...

    But it seems like ALL of the field hockey girls are hot...

    I was watching the US vs. Australia this morning...Damn!

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    why are all the gymnastcs girls suddenly wearing styles that look like eight people used a tug of war rope to pull their hair back. what has happened to the ponytailed little minxes of olympics past?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    The little blonde one--smack dab in the middle with the big smile

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    Little?

    Really?

    You'd need a step ladder to eat her out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Little?

    Really?

    You'd need a step ladder to eat her out.
    Fast Pass at an amusement park.

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    <------ Forever Alone

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    Quote Originally Posted by fidelioion View Post
    Most of the women at these olympics are just too masculine looking to be attractive...

    But it seems like ALL of the field hockey girls are hot...

    I was watching the US vs. Australia this morning...Damn!
    I remember Field Hockey players as wildebeasts that did not seem to like caulking...

    when did this all happen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    why are all the gymnastcs girls suddenly wearing styles that look like eight people used a tug of war rope to pull their hair back. what has happened to the ponytailed little minxes of olympics past?



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