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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    With that hat and the sneakers, a shotgun is too quick. I'm thinking framing hammer.
    Ahhh let kids be kids.

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    Congrats!

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    So my wife and I just found out we're having a girl, our first child. So excited but dreading having to keep filthy perverts like me away from her. Never too early to start sizing up shotguns, right?

    So after we were told the baby is a girl, my wife, bless her heart, said "you're sure, right? There's no secret scrotum"? I think she's heard me make too many Thai lady-boy jokes.

    Pure LOL awesomeness.
    The phrasing on that is a bit...awkward.

    But congrats, enjoy her!

    _

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dcat View Post

    and you find yourself aiming the shotgun at asssorted creatures like this...

    Ooof. Those shoes. That hat.

    Locked and loaded.

    Nice pool though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Send towards southside's way, she'll be fine.
    I like your brother better...

    real talk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Send towards southside's way, she'll be fine.


    The chastity belt incarnate.

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    Congrats BaC , an exciting time ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dcat View Post

    and you find yourself aiming the shotgun at asssorted creatures like this...

    Beautiful daughter, Dcat you must be proud ... tell your daughter, her guy needs a new wardrobe ... it does remind of some whack sh*t I wore in my youth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dcat View Post
    and you find yourself aiming the shotgun at asssorted creatures like this...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    With that hat and the sneakers, a shotgun is too quick. I'm thinking framing hammer.
    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    Ooof. Those shoes. That hat.

    Locked and loaded.

    relevant:




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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    The phrasing on that is a bit...awkward.

    But congrats, enjoy her!

    _
    Eww, that does read as creepy. Just meant that when she begins to attract window licking teenage perverts, of which I was one, I will be prepared to act very inhospitably.

    But thanks Stokes, I look forward to spoiling her and making her mom the bad guy!

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    Any chance of a 2nd act (eg "gato") to follow up on your very own Gata?

    Too soon?

    The females in the family never think so

    When you getting married? is always followed by ....house...kid....next kid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    Any chance of a 2nd act (eg "gato") to follow up on your very own Gata?

    Too soon?

    The females in the family never think so

    When you getting married? is always followed by ....house...kid....next kid
    Absolutely, still need a boy for the complete set! Been married for almost 3 years.

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    Congrats....I get the whole secret scrotum joke.

    My daughter is 6 and a joy. Just a pisser and so full of love for life and....me!

    -

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Congrats....I get the whole secret scrotum joke.

    My daughter is 6 and a joy. Just a pisser and so full of love for life and....me!

    -

    Thanks man, can't wait. You have to know my wife also, she's very thorough, spreadsheets for everything, and she was just dead serious with the question, just her way of asking if they were absolutely sure.

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    Congrats, you finger sniffing mouth breather.

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    Congrats brady.

    And Dcat - with a daughter like that, you might want to move up to automatic weapons to mow down the hordes.

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    Congrats.

    Just so you know, life as you know it will soon be over.

    For the better.

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