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    Free Roger Pion



    Vermont Farmer Goes CRAZY, Smashes 7 Police Vehicles with Massive ’Indestructible’ Tractor

    The 'livin n lovin' Roger Pion got mad after he he was busted last month for resisting arrest and possession of marijuana.

    Hell hath no fury like a farmer scorned.

    Roger Pion - pronounced pee-on - of Newport, Vermont, drove his massive tractor over seven vehicles in the parking lot of the local Sheriff's Department Thursday afternoon, leaving them looking like they were crushed by a monster truck.

    Pion, 34, then led cops on a low speed chase through town before being apprehended a mile away.

    Pion was arrested last month for resisting arrest and possession of marijuana, according to Orleans County Chief Deputy Sheriff Phil Brooks, an arrest that clearly put a crimp in the "livin (sic) n love having fun" quote listed as his favorite on his Facebook page.

    Brooks described the tractor as really big, really red" and added that "it looked like an army tank."

    Pion used a Case MX255, according to Newport Express publisher Ken Wells. The "virtually indestructible" diesel beast has eight wheels, weighs over 20,000 pounds and costs more than $130,000.

    Police initially tried to stop Pion by laying a tack strip across the road, said Wells, having no effect on the giant tractor's solid rubber wheels. Cops eventually brought the low-speed chase to a halt a mile from the Sheriff's office.

    Despite the destruction of half of the department's vehicles, Brooks' sense of humor remained. He mentioned that it was a good thing they had recently moved to a bigger office with a bigger parking lot - "big enough for a giant tractor to fit."

    Also, when asked about how Pion was apprehended, Brooks replied that he "was not involved with the actual apprehension of him, obviously we had no vehicles left to apprehend him."






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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    obviously we had no vehicles left to apprehend him."
    WHich every crook, ne'er do well and wife-beater in that town knows now.

    Have a great Weekend, townspeoples!




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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    WHich every crook, ne'er do well and wife-beater in that town knows now.

    Have a great Weekend, townspeoples!




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    Meh, it's Vermont.







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    The shoulders, they're.............................slopey!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    Meh, it's Vermont.







    Waitaminute.......











    The shoulders, they're.............................slopey!






    That...and Peon, should have been the first clues.


    Heard he stopped at a gas station for wine during the non-pursuit.


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    F***king cops are classic. A guys decides to have some fun by innocently smashing a couple of police cruisers and they get all snippy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    F***king cops are classic. A guys decides to have some fun by innocently smashing a couple of police cruisers and they get all snippy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    LOL. Just busting, Dimitri.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL. Just busting, Dimitri.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Roger Pion - pronounced pee-on - of Newport, Vermont, drove his massive tractor over seven vehicles in the parking lot of the local Sheriff's Department Thursday afternoon
    Unfortunate name. I think he has relatives on the phail strip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL. Just busting, Dimitri.
    Oh man you fold like a cheap tent.

    Btw...anyone know where I can buy a cheap tent?





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    If you're going to go after property, go after PRIVATE property. Else we all pay douchebag....

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