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Thread: Conjugal Visit Night At The Cortland Holiday Inn Express

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    LOL, this thread is too much.

    Why in every SAR post do I envision a man who acts like The Old Man from Seinfeld?


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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    Sorry, you need at least 1,000 posts to get a response from me.

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    Yet, he responded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    Sorry, you need at least 1,000 posts to get a response from me.

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    Psst, your schtick is showing.
    You may not have answered his question, but you did give him a response.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    Sorry, you need at least 1,000 posts to get a response from me.

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    Note to SAR, you just responded to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dunnie View Post
    SAR ... You never heard of the Statler Hotel at Cornell ?? Fabulous hotel.
    Ah so true. Not sure SAR could afford adjoining rooms in the Statler. When I stayed there I rode the elevator with Janet Reno. Now talk about class.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queens Jet Fan View Post
    Ah so true. Not sure SAR could afford adjoining rooms in the Statler. When I stayed there I rode the elevator with Janet Reno. Now talk about class.
    Janet Reno? You don't say.. Did he talk to you at all?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GandWFan View Post
    Janet Reno? You don't say.. Did he talk to you at all?
    Yes, Janet was actually very friendly. She was teaching a course there at the time. On TV you cannot appreciate how tall she is. I would say about 6'4.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queens Jet Fan View Post
    Yes, Janet was actually very friendly. She was teaching a course there at the time. On TV you cannot appreciate how tall she is. I would say about 6'4.
    Maybe she can play RT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queens Jet Fan View Post
    Yes, Janet was actually very friendly. She was teaching a course there at the time. On TV you cannot appreciate how tall she is. I would say about 6'4.
    With a 10" package, no doubt.

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    SAR is JI's Hunter S Thompson....

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    Psst, your schtick is showing.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1dce6H_yKE

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    Hey SAR you think that's bad you should shine a UV light on your bed's blanket

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    Quote Originally Posted by bitonti View Post
    Hey SAR you think that's bad you should shine a UV light on your bed's blanket
    I'm the person who's always causing those stains, therefore they don't bother me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    I'm the person who's always causing those stains, therefore they don't bother me.

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    With the woman you're cheating on your wife with? Or when you're alone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    I'm the person who's always causing those stains, therefore they don't bother me.

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    UV lights don't show gravy stains, they're readily visible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    With the woman you're cheating on your wife with? Or when you're alone?
    Alone. Too much work to get a hand towel from the bathroom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    Alone. Too much work to get a hand towel from the bathroom.

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    SAR, did you, your wife and son enjoy the tour yesterday in that nice Revis name and number T?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 124 View Post
    SAR, did you, your wife and son enjoy the tour yesterday in that nice Revis name and number T?
    Not me. We left Cortland at 10AM and beat the rain storms back home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    Last minute decision to go, got the last connecting rooms in the whole town.

    It's a nice place, new and clean, but too much interracial athlete sex going on here. With the grandparents letting the kids run loose in the halls.

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    Well how much would have been "enough"?

    And what bothered you more...the interracial, the athlete or the sex part?

    Being both interracial and an athlete, who by the way likes to have sex, I'm trying to figure out which part to be more insulted by.

    Perhaps your problem should be with the thinness of the walls instead...

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