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    Friend broke my arm playing golf WTF?

    So, no BS......

    On number 15 the day before my sons wedding, and my friend of 37 years hits a poor shot.

    im in the cart 20 feet behind him. Totally out of the way.

    he turns, throws his club in anger, TOWARDS ME.... im in the cart, drivers side, and hit damn pitching wedge his my radial bone right arm.

    Broken. Need 3 staples to close the wound. no golf for 2 months.

    DIDNT have it casted until after the wedding. (no pictures of Dad in a cast)

    Im not going to sue him, although my Lawyer says its a great case.

    As far as future Golf ettiquette with him, I can now yell in his back swing, walk all over his line to putt, etc.

    Any other ideas on how to get even?

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    Last edited by Bing in Buffalo; 08-05-2012 at 04:25 PM.

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    Coffee with a heavy dose of laxatives is always a fun trick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Coffee with a heavy dose of laxatives is always a fun trick.
    awesome. that will be on the first hole. get him out far enough away from any chance of a outhouse.

    Shart...................... lol well done

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    **** his wife.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    **** his wife.

    couldnt wouldnt that would be helping him.......

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    First thing I thought of....heal up.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache 51 View Post
    well, that could be a broken Ulna....... im afraid u forfeit

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    **** his wife.

    id need lots o flour and water.... look for the wet spots.........

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    Is your friend a friggin' 2 year old? It's one thing to flip a club out of your hand but only the biggest of immature dickheads actually throw a club.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Is your friend a friggin' 2 year old? It's one thing to flip a club out of your hand but only the biggest of immature dickheads actually throw a club.
    THIS.

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    I think you deserved it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1greenNUT View Post
    I think you deserved it.
    i was going to putt for birdie my last shot was on in 3 on a par 5...

    earlier in the round i hit a driver, then a 3 utility and was putting for eagle.

    he sucked all day. he got to be the ''WEDDING *******'' as their is always one.

    My sons wedding the next day was perfect. not one thing went wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Is your friend a friggin' 2 year old? It's one thing to flip a club out of your hand but only the biggest of immature dickheads actually throw a club.
    He plays with other club tossing chuckleheads out west.

    Sad thing is, it was the only thing he hit right all day.

    ''How'd you hit em''? '' pretty damn hard''

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    HERE COMES THE PUTTER TOSS!


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    Run him over with your Corvette.

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    Forget suing your friend.

    You, your sopne and his wife should sue the golf course and the club manufacturer and golf cart manufacturer.

    Now THAT is a good case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Is your friend a friggin' 2 year old? It's one thing to flip a club out of your hand but only the biggest of immature dickheads actually throw a club.
    Gotta agree with Cross here. I might slam the head down and let a few choice words fly but the club never flies. I think I might have to hit him back to be honest. Dickish move on his part for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1greenNUT View Post
    I think you deserved it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Is your friend a friggin' 2 year old? It's one thing to flip a club out of your hand but only the biggest of immature dickheads actually throw a club.
    I've thrown a few into a pond or trap... Never in a direction where someone was standing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite View Post
    I've thrown a few into a pond or trap... Never in a direction where someone was standing...
    hurt like a ***** almost went into shock... i wanted to kill him, but...... he will get his................

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