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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    A comment like this certainly gets you kicked out of the hampur union at Stokes crib.
    No meat balls for me ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Dumbass. Now they'll know we're friends. No pictures. Only a select few for authenticity purposes.


    Don't worry no one will believe that is possible...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Two nights in a row? Sweet Jesus, give your schween a rest, lad!
    That's an old wives tale...lol.

    Peens don't need rest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post



    How soon before you broach the subject of back door action?
    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    16 hours ago?
    Threw it out there during our walk when I was making her laugh. Got thrown right in the ocean

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Threw it out there during our walk when I was making her laugh. Got thrown right in the ocean
    The company line is always "no way!". Keep at it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    The company line is always "no way!". Keep at it.
    Or that's so disgusting. Fappside take notes

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    I'm pretty creeped out by how long you had to think about Goo sex to come up with this post. But I'm also mild to moderately aroused.

    What's a hampurite gonna do until the 7.30 EST ?

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    What if I don't want to do back door sex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    What if I don't want to do back door sex?
    Means you don't harbor underlying homosexual tendencies after all!

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    What if I don't want to do back door sex?
    There's a meeting for that in every prison in the country. Short story tough ****

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    What if I don't want to do back door sex?
    Zip it. This isn't about you. -1 Hampur points.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Means you don't harbor underlying homosexual tendencies after all!
    This guy gets it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Zip it. This isn't about you. -1 Hampur points.
    It is too, he told me to take notes.

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    Tebow is better looking then Sanchez?

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    A broaching from the rear...




    Back into the stocks with you

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    Seriously whos going to jets giants preseason game this year? I'm going

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    What if I don't want to do back door sex?
    Tell him you're just not ready, and no means no!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gangrene View Post
    What's a hampurite gonna do until the 7.30 EST ?
    Masturbate to clown porn while eating someone else's fingernail clippings and laughing at poop jokes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    Masturbate to clown porn while eating someone else's fingernail clippings and laughing at poop jokes?
    Freaking disgusting.
































    I mean...poop jokes? Really?

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    Tell him you're just not ready, and no means no!
    Southside you might as well give up your ass. Let some part of your body get some action.

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