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    Quote Originally Posted by PatriotReign View Post
    Change it back or get out...







    Ok I'm guessing you prefer having kelly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    Ok I'm guessing you prefer having kelly
    So you're saying he enjoys sex with men?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gangrene View Post
    We do Southside ... but you know, Hampur readers need details ... an argument, he said/she said, incontinence, sexual discord ... something to pass the time until the end of the world in December.
    LOL









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    Just one of those times when you realize that you really dig each other but you're not exactly the right fit. It sucks actually a lot right now. This is mostly my doing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Just one of those times when you realize that you really dig each other but you're not exactly the right fit. It sucks actually a lot right now. This is mostly my doing.
    did you break up with Ragu because he didn't show up at the AA meeting?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    did you break up with Ragu because he didn't show up at the AA meeting?


    Also because of his erectile dysfunction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    did you break up with Ragu because he didn't show up at the AA meeting?



    You see this? →





    My move.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Gator, iffin you were at an Alcoholics meeting you would be safe with me.

    I'd be like "here's two dollars for cake and coffee, sweety" and walk away.

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    that Jefferson would go straight to an icy cold St. Ides - prolly
    Last edited by Jungle Shift Jet; 08-07-2012 at 01:48 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    She said...






    He said...



    so who's more deflated by that turn of events?

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Also because of his erectile dysfunction.
    lmaooo

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    She said...






    He said...

    You have a touch of genius about you crossfire. Hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    You see this? →





    My move.


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    what is the meaning of this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soberphobia View Post
    You have a touch of genius about you crossfire. Hilarious.
    Soberphobia?




    People are changing usernames. Perhaps I should. Poll coming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    I broke up with my girlfriend. Not that anyone cares.
    ...huh...you just say something?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    what is the meaning of this?
    he *thinks* he owns it

    he's not the 1st or last to use it

    as for why that is the case...

    this one's all him
    Last edited by Jungle Shift Jet; 08-07-2012 at 02:01 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Soberphobia?




    People are changing usernames. Perhaps I should. Poll coming.
    I had to and thought the name summed up the Hampur fairly accurately. Should have seen some of my alternates: "Quinton Coples Nipple Cripples" was one. Too long though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    he *thinks* he owns it

    he's not the 1st or last to use it

    as for why that is the case...

    this one's all him
    Its a joke, Flushking.

    If you had something resembling a sense of humor, you'd get it.

    Now, be a good lad and clear 15-16 cats out of your apartment to make room for the meals on wheels guy, will you?

    There's a dear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Its a joke, Flushking.

    If you had something resembling a sense of humor, you'd get it.

    Now, be a good lad and clear 15-16 cats out of your apartment to make room for the meals on wheels guy, will you?

    There's a dear.

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    uh, thanks for the clarification?

    i only sense threats/insults from you - never jocularity

    strickly speakin', you're not original in that sense neither - klecktard was the pioneer

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    I broke up with my girlfriend. Not that anyone cares.
    Stop hijacking my thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post

    Ragu, all kidding aside, it sounds like you've got some feelings for this girl. Maybe it's because you've both had to share vulnerabilities.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEtRoZ5FWNc

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