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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    The good news is you seem to have bounced back nicely from the woman you were going to marry last Thursday.


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    Ragu, good luck with your sobriety.

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    Congratulations with that sig and avatar you found a foolproof method of not getting hit on.
    I do what I can for the greater good

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    I do what I can for the greater good
    Gator, iffin you were at an Alcoholics meeting you would be safe with me.

    I'd be like "here's two dollars for cake and coffee, sweety" and walk away.

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    Gator, iffin you were at an Alcoholics meeting you would be safe with me.

    I'd be like "here's two dollars for cake and coffee, sweety" and walk away.

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    You're so nice ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    You're so nice ...

    Uh, yeah.



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    My God the answer is ridiculously obvious. Tell her how you feel like you did in your post. AA lady will admire your vulnerability and the trust you instilled with the disclosure and be flattered with your subsequent nervousness which she will interpret as cute. This will result in a positive contrast to her meanie, uncaring ex. and solidify (the charade) that you can be an emotionally stable and loving boyfriend.

    Note that my bill is $250; my office does not accept packs of smokes as payment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    I think I shlt my pants
    How long have you been race-walking?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    At 8 30 and I totally chickened out. Shes too hot and I'm constantly anxious around her and second guessing everything I do. Feel like im in high school with this one.

    Today she found out her ex was having a kid and was real upset and vulnerable. And said I should stop by her meeting. Don't want to be a Dick but could have been perfect opportunity doesn't matter I pussed out anyhow. Probably would have been taking advantage of her and wrong to begin with Wtf is wrong with me? Who the **** am I becoming?
    Maybe you should change your handle to "thebig*****"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    I do what I can for the greater good
    Change it back or get out...










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    I broke up with my girlfriend. Not that anyone cares.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    I broke up with my girlfriend. Not that anyone cares.
    read between the lines: she dumped your ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    I popped my girlfriend. Not that anyone cares.
    Fixed

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    I broke up with my girlfriend. Not that anyone cares.
    We do Southside ... but you know, Hampur readers need details ... an argument, he said/she said, incontinence, sexual discord ... something to pass the time until the end of the world in December.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gangrene View Post
    We do Southside ... but you know, Hampur readers need details ... an argument, he said/she said, incontinence, sexual discord ... something to pass the time until the end of the world in December.
    She said...






    He said...


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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    I broke up with my girlfriend. Not that anyone cares.
    Pics or it never happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    She said...



    He said...

    'dats beautiful work Crossfire ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    whatsa matta with your schween that you need aa batteries?


    You could call her and cry.


    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    A single guy with a poodle that doesn't take advantage of women...








    shocking.























    :flaccidalien:


    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    I broke my fap hand. Not that anyone cares.
    Betterer fixed.


    Ragu, all kidding aside, it sounds like you've got some feelings for this girl. Maybe it's because you've both had to share vulnerabilities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    Sounds like the kinda girl you should bring to the Hampur Union.

    It's not a party until you've had Goo's sloppy seconds...

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    I broke up with my girlfriend. Not that anyone cares.
    Prolly deserved it's own thread...maybe told via one of your subtitled movies. We can help you cope better that way.

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