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    ... little tough to tell by those pics ... what's their cup size? ...









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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post

    Takes a lot of guts.
    Double the guts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    This is mind boggling.

    If you got setup on a blind date with them, do you kiss both good night? Do they split/share 1 orgasm? Will 1 accuse you of cheating with her sister? yikes.

    too Twilight Zone for me.
    There is a serious conflict of interest here. The male has one head, yet the female has two... Do they share tactile sensations in their mouths? Does one moan when the other's mouth is occupied??

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    This is mind boggling.

    If you got setup on a blind date with them, do you kiss both good night? Do they split/share 1 orgasm? Will 1 accuse you of cheating with her sister? yikes.

    too Twilight Zone for me.
    +100000000000000000

    What if one likes you and the other doesn't. What if one has to go and teh other doesn't? is on the rag, the other isnt. etc.
    If they exchange anything, is it really swapping?

    I'm sure there's a nice 2 headed guy out there for them.
    Their dates can listen to Janus Ian records with them.
    Or the Doors - Love me 2 times

    FFDeuxsh: Howz about a kiss or 2 - I have the #2 in my name.
    Dubbleheader: Yep, we're gay! SIc 'im, Orthus!
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    I've never had a 2 1/2-some before.
    na that is with a midget.

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    what if......the two heads looked like Gata?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Up the ass only.
    Take it out! Harder! Take it OUt! HARDER!!Take it oooouutttt! Haaaarder!


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    This is quite fascinating and disturbing. One twin controls the right side of the body while the other controls the left. They have to coordinate everything in order to move.

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    Who gets blamed when it farts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    "Conjoined twins" is the nicest euphamism I've ever heard for "genetic abomination." Up the ass only. Breeding with hers would be unwise.
    this won't end well for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    This is mind boggling.

    If you got setup on a blind date with them, do you kiss both good night? Do they split/share 1 orgasm? Will 1 accuse you of cheating with her sister? yikes.

    too Twilight Zone for me.
    This is assuming you could actually bring them to orgasm.

    Might be a stretch.





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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Take it out! Harder! Take it OUt! HARDER!!Take it oooouutttt! Haaaarder!


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    Is that how they'd get back at each other if they had a fight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    this won't end well for me
    Imagine supporting two heads with your shoulders?

    They'd look like grapes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    This is assuming you could actually bring them to orgasm.

    Might be a stretch.


    LOL, but, this is an interesting mystery.

    They have 1 set of reproductive organs, but the fascinating part is that with separate spines and brains, each side of the twin has her own sense of feeling.

    In other words, if the right side twin pricks her finger, the other twin doesn't feel it. BUT, they share a circulatory system, so if one takes medicine the other one feels it.

    So, there could be a situation where both are aroused with the elevated blood flow, but only 1 feels the orgasm because the signals are only sent to one brain.

    Truly fascinating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dustykeller View Post
    what if......the two heads looked like Gata?
    That's creepy

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    You could break up with one of them. Then bang her sister right in front of her everyday.

    Im in

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    Would it be creepier doing her/them or that 8 limbed Indian girl when she's like 20?

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    Would it be creepier doing her/them or that 8 limbed Indian girl when she's like 20?
    Or all three at the same time.

    It would look like bucket of eels with two peaches in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Or all three at the same time.

    It would look like bucket of eels with two peaches in it.

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    This thread is so wrong...real mutants, real feelings and such...

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