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    We need detectives on the scene....

    http://journalstar.com/news/state-an...a6c7e3141.html

    GRAND ISLAND Authorities in Grand Island are on the lookout for a thief with a sweet tooth.

    Hall County deputies said a man has been stealing doughnuts delivered in the morning and put in a lock box at a convenience store.

    It has happened three times in the past few weeks at the Pump & Pantry. Sgt. Quinn Webb says each time the man has stolen 56 doughnuts, which are worth about $36.

    Surveillance cameras show the man parking a car and walking up to the lock box. He breaks the lock and swipes the doughnuts.

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    32 and Dimitri are on the case.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    32 and Dimitri are on the case.

    Lmao hahahaha

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    Hmmm...and Ragu's been going on about this "sweet" date he's sure he can score a "hole" in one with and that he was introduced to at and AA meeting where coincidentally they always serve coffee and...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    Hmmm...and Ragu's been going on about this "sweet" date he's sure he can score a "hole" in one with and that he was introduced to at and AA meeting where coincidentally they always serve coffee and...

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    What would you charge for a convincing looking picture of RayRay taking a cannoli across state lines for immoral purposes. I think we can maybe do bidness.

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    Pump & Panrty? You can get a dozen donuts, large coffee, and a hand job?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    32 and Dimitri are on the case.

    Lmao....wait...

















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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Pump & Panrty? You can get a dozen donuts, large coffee, and a hand job?
    Honest to god - there's a chain of convience stores here in the midwest called....



    Kum and Go





    I sh*t you not....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    Honest to god - there's a chain of convience stores here in the midwest called....



    Kum and Go





    I sh*t you not....
    Could be worse. JT could be expanding his operation in your neighborhood-


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    ^^ LOL

    We have a Sac N Pac around here -- have no idea what it means.

    What about this one? In case you leave your balls at home


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    They'll get to the bottom of this I'd bet you dollars to doughnuts.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    Honest to god - there's a chain of convience stores here in the midwest called....



    Kum and Go





    I sh*t you not....
    I giggle every time I see that!!!

    What CEO or marketing whiz thought that would make a great name?

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