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Thread: I'm back from vacation, *****es!!! So what did I miss, *****es?

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    You missed a once in a lifetime opportunity to purchase authentic replica Rolex watches from China. Mine should be arriving any day. NO BLING FOR YOU B****!

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    Did you go see Old Barney?

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    Did I mention this is the best 9-7 Jets team in 30 years?

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    Now I have a whole weeks' worth of inside jokes I need to get caught up on.

    I checked my work emails yesterday - 1,129 new emails in 6 days.WTF.
    Vacation really does go by way too fast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Now I have a whole weeks' worth of inside jokes I need to get caught up on.

    I checked my work emails yesterday - 1,129 new emails in 6 days.WTF.
    Vacation really does go by way too fast.
    Now check your voicemails.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Now I have a whole weeks' worth of inside jokes I need to get caught up on.

    I checked my work emails yesterday - 1,129 new emails in 6 days.WTF.
    Vacation really does go by way too fast.
    1,100 of them are spam from surfing porn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Now check your voicemails.
    If it's one thing I'm thankful for, is that the majority of my work communication is either done through email or Lotus SameTime (an IM program). So thankfully that number is 0.

    The hardest part about going on vacation is trying to cover your ass...and of course the first day back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    If it's one thing I'm thankful for, is that the majority of my work communication is either done through email or Lotus SameTime (an IM program). So thankfully that number is 0.

    The hardest part about going on vacation is trying to cover your ass...and of course the first day back.
    Sounds like where I work. "Now that X is on vacation, we're going to have to work to make up X's hours".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Sounds like where I work. "Now that X is on vacation, we're going to have to work to make up X's hours".
    The first thing I look for is 'ok, what issues occurred last week that some other douchenozzle is going to try to blame me for' etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    The first thing I look for is 'ok, what issues occurred last week that some other douchenozzle is going to try to blame me for' etc.
    LOL - "Nah, wasn't me. Fishooked was 'sposed to do it last week, or before he left".

    I get "OK, we'll take care of job X for you while you're away. Have a good vacation".

    Then "Ahhh, I never got around to job X. They're looking for their stuff today. So, uh, drop everything for the next few days and finish X, then get back to Y and Z by the end of the week. Mmmm K? Thanks."

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Somebody moved to Rochester.

    Ok, that was Gata's joke.

    I also have a slight hangover.


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    Hope the bash was fun Stokes, please post any embarrassing photos
    Last edited by Gangrene; 08-13-2012 at 09:58 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache 51 View Post
    Did you go see Old Barney?
    Cool ... what a tiny waist on that girl compared to her hips, just think about that for a second ... hourglass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    I already got one equally beloved Hampur vet sniper-commenting about it at every opportunity (whilst proclaiming his undying love of FF) in other threads.

    Et tu Crash?

    As a relatively newbie to the Hampur my opinion doesn't county for much and I am sure you're not referring to me.

    That said, as an outsider looking in, it appears that you are universally liked/respected by everyone and that includes me. It's just that some of us (minority that we may be) also like a sarcastic, wise-ass FF2.
    The Hampur is not about where you're from, what team you support or even which Jets QB you would have marry your daughter or sister.

    It's about the lunatic fringe united It's "SickFilthyFunnyBas*ardsRUs".

    It's about poodles, implants, livers, dating styles, porkchops, celebritymeltdowns, condom receipts, supermarket canned beer, maintaining female orgasm plateaus, Boroguy's decade defying erections ... and shheeaat ... it's even about giving a genuine shout out to Hampur posters family photos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gangrene View Post
    As a relatively newbie to the Hampur my opinion doesn't county for much and I am sure you're not referring to me.

    That said, as an outsider looking in, it appears that you are universally liked/respected by everyone and that includes me. It's just that some of us (minority that we may be) also like a sarcastic, wise-ass FF2.
    The Hampur is not about where you're from, what team you support or even which Jets QB you would have marry your daughter or sister.

    It's about the lunatic fringe united It's "SickFilthyFunnyBas*ardsRUs".

    It's about poodles, implants, livers, dating styles, porkchops, celebritymeltdowns, condom receipts, supermarket canned beer, maintaining female orgasm plateaus, Boroguy's decade defying erections ... and shheeaat ... it's even about giving a genuine shout out to Hampur posters family photos
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    Pretty good summary.

    Hampur = General Asshattery. Equal opportunity dooshbagger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gangrene View Post
    As a relatively newbie to the Hampur my opinion doesn't county for much and I am sure you're not referring to me.

    That said, as an outsider looking in, it appears that you are universally liked/respected by everyone and that includes me. It's just that some of us (minority that we may be) also like a sarcastic, wise-ass FF2.
    The Hampur is not about where you're from, what team you support or even which Jets QB you would have marry your daughter or sister.

    It's about the lunatic fringe united It's "SickFilthyFunnyBas*ardsRUs".

    It's about poodles, implants, livers, dating styles, porkchops, celebritymeltdowns, condom receipts, supermarket canned beer, maintaining female orgasm plateaus, Boroguy's decade defying erections ... and shheeaat ... it's even about giving a genuine shout out to Hampur posters family photos.
    No, I'm pretty sure its you. I'd watch yer back.

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    All I know is you need to get back to being the 2nd green nut in the funny pic thread.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    The first thing I look for is 'ok, what issues occurred last week that some other douchenozzle is going to try to blame me for' etc.
    I get cc'd on emails during my vacations from my boss about nonsense sh!t that I deal with (or don't deal with) on a routine basis that my boss likes to turn into an emergency as soon as I leave for an hour:

    "DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT CRASH DOES WITH THE JUNKMAIL???? THIS IS CODE BLUE, PEOPLE." (yes, he typically uses all caps).

    I then email him "throw it out" and he responds "Yeah, that's what I figured."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    All I know is you need to get back to being the 2nd green nut in the funny pic thread.......
    Ouch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    No, I'm pretty sure its you. I'd watch yer back.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    Hampur vet sniper-commenting about it at every opportunity (whilst proclaiming his undying love of FF) in other threads.


    me?

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