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    Jean-Claude Van Damme showed Kylie Minogue his Thailand

    Jean-Claude Van Damme admits to affair with Kylie Minogue, report says



    Jean-Claude Van Damme has revealed he had an affair with Kylie Minogue on the set of 1994’s “Street Fighter” while he was still married.
    While promoting his new flick “The Expendables 2,” the Muscles from Brussels confessed to The Guardian "I tell you what, you should ask her. She'll have a better memory. I'm 51 years old, do you know how much I was punched in the face on 'The Expendables?' No, no. No. And let's just say it happened, so what? Who wants to know? ... Sometimes you let go of stuff ... I don't know, maybe. Yes. OK. Yes, yes, yes. It happened. I was in Thailand, we had an affair."



    Going into perhaps too much detail, he continued, "Sweet kiss, beautiful lovemaking. It would be abnormal not to have had an affair, she's so beautiful and she was there in front of me every day with a beautiful smile, simpatico, so charming, she wasn't acting like a big star. I knew Thailand very well, so I showed her my Thailand. She's a great lady."

    Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...#ixzz23YFIYSnN
    hmmm...he waited 18 years to talk about this? Makes me think back to 1994 and the girl who showed me her Meadowlands after a Jets game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    hmmm...he waited 18 years to talk about this? Makes me think back to 1994 and the girl who showed me her Meadowlands after a Jets game.
    Lol

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    How is this news?

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    In for the Meadowlands Muffiness.


    Did she find a place for your obelisk?

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    How is this news?
    If it has to do with JCVD, its news.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    hmmm...he waited 18 years to talk about this? Makes me think back to 1994 and the girl who showed me her Meadowlands after a Jets game.
    Me too....at the Roslyn Duck Pond also?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    In for the Meadowlands Muffiness.


    Did she find a place for your obelisk?
    LOL. You're burning out the joke, mother f**ker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    hmmm...he waited 18 years to talk about this? Makes me think back to 1994 and the girl who showed me her Meadowlands after a Jets game.
    Gate D Spirals?

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    Eesh.




    The Muscles from Brussels now looks like The Wrinkles from Sprinkles.

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    Can't wait for The Expendables 2

    Van Damme, Arnold, Stallone, Willis, Norris, Lundgren...

    F*ck yeah!

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    mandatory gif needed






    I banged Kylie Minogue, *****es!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    mandatory gif needed


    I banged Kylie Minogue, *****es!!!!

    lmao, perfect

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    lmao, perfect
    I haven't seen this gif in so long I forgot how freakin classic it is, I seriously can't stop laughing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    I haven't seen this gif in so long I forgot how freakin classic it is, I seriously can't stop laughing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL. You're burning out the joke, mother f**ker.
    F that; my publisher is now reading my manuscript "Muffiness - What Else Is THere Really?"

    Coming to KMart checkout aisles soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    F that; my publisher is now reading my manuscript "Muffiness - What Else Is THere Really?"

    Coming to KMart checkout aisles soon.
    We should market it with my anticipated autobiography: The Muff Diver's Lament (Half a Pie is Better Than None).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    We should market it with my anticipated autobiography: The Muff Diver's Lament (Half a Pie is Better Than None).
    He always banged the hottest girls. Remember Natasha Henstridge?

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    Expendables 2?

    Seriously, how bored must you be to go see that?

    Action movies are so stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    He always banged the hottest girls. Remember Natasha Henstridge?
    Good lord, what a body. So sexy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 21st Amendment View Post
    Expendables 2?

    Seriously, how bored must you be to go see that?

    Action movies are so stupid.

    OK Rubey

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