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    Funniest Quote Regarding Tebow Yet!

    "Tebow found Jesus. He then proceeded to underthrow him by 10 yards".

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyeffinjetsfan View Post
    "Tebow found Jesus. He then proceeded to underthrow him by 10 yards".
    I kind of liked this better:


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    I really don't understand the need to hate because the man is religious.

    What's wrong with be religious?

    He has enough flaws as a football player to attack no reason to constantly attack his personal beliefs.

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    Today is his Birthday.

    I heard he blew 7 of the 25 candles out.

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    I thought the best one was when Tebow was shown on ESPN jogging with no shirt on and Robin Lundberg tweeted, "See, Tebow can't even throw a shirt on."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes9 View Post
    I kind of liked this better:

    This is tremendous.

    Between this,the ramblings of DaBallHawk, and our read option/spread option discussion, I'm starting to like Demosthenes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fidelioion View Post
    I really don't understand the need to hate because the man is religious.
    Where is anyone hating on him in this thread, let alone on his being religious?

    Quote Originally Posted by fidelioion View Post
    What's wrong with be religious?
    Nothing at all.

    Quote Originally Posted by fidelioion View Post
    He has enough flaws as a football player to attack no reason to constantly attack his personal beliefs.
    Again, who is constantly attacking his personal beliefs? Or are you confusing the satirical commentary about his public displays of religion whilst at work as an attack?

    Seriously, the joke the OP posted is about his flaws as a football player. The religious aspect is but the vehicle to the punchline. Think of it as the Zeppo or Margaret Dumont of the joke.
    Last edited by Jetworks; 08-14-2012 at 05:51 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LockeJET View Post
    Today is his Birthday.

    I heard he blew 7 of the 25 candles out.
    Sounds like Sanchez's percentage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fidelioion View Post
    I really don't understand the need to hate because the man is religious.

    What's wrong with be religious?

    He has enough flaws as a football player to attack no reason to constantly attack his personal beliefs.
    Were you offended by the old joke, "Jesus saves, Espo scores on the rebound!"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JB1089 View Post
    This is tremendous.

    Between this,the ramblings of DaBallHawk, and our read option/spread option discussion, I'm starting to like Demosthenes.
    It's a trick.

    Demosthenes created Whichfan to take the heat off of himself.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    Where is anyone hating on him in this thread, let alone on his being religious?



    Nothing at all.



    Again, who is constantly attacking his personal beliefs? Or are you confusing the satirical commentary about his public displays of religion whilst at work as an attack?

    Seriously, the joke the OP posted is about his flaws as a football player. The religious aspect is but the vehicle to the punchline. Think of it as the Zeppo or Margaret Dumont of the joke.
    Ah yes. Love the Marx Brothers reference. Well done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RI Jets View Post
    Sounds like Sanchez's percentage.
    Now you really are going to stir up The Sanhezites on this board! They know how to give it but can not take it! I am sorry it has evolved into this kind of crap. I root for all the Jets players and really do not give two shirts about which QB gets us to the SB. I just hope one of the three will finally do it! That is all that matters! GO JETS! Win a Super Bowl asap!

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    Do you know what the worst part of it is? I will have to listen to Skip Bayless continue to talk about his man crush for anther week.

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    Hehehe, just stumbled across this one.


    (Right after the Manning Trade)

    Breaking News: Tim Tebow is no longer a virgin, he was allegedly farked by Elway and the Denver Broncos yesterday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JB1089 View Post
    This is tremendous.

    Between this,the ramblings of DaBallHawk, and our read option/spread option discussion, I'm starting to like Demosthenes.
    Thanks !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fidelioion View Post
    I really don't understand the need to hate because the man is religious.

    What's wrong with be religious?

    He has enough flaws as a football player to attack no reason to constantly attack his personal beliefs.
    This!!!! 100%

    Why in the world are people poking Tebow about his faith!!!!

    Good Grief!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie Brown View Post
    This!!!! 100%

    Why in the world are people poking Tebow about his faith!!!!

    Good Grief!!!!!
    People that attack religion, color, ethnicity have pretty limited mental capabilities. They have no other avenues of discussion or argument to pursue ... So they fall back on the typical ridiculous banter that so many of their half-witted brethren have bestowed upon them. For clearly the do not possess any original ideas or conclusions of their own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordy View Post
    Ah yes. Love the Marx Brothers reference. Well done.


    Quote Originally Posted by Dunnie View Post
    People that attack religion, color, ethnicity have pretty limited mental capabilities. They have no other avenues of discussion or argument to pursue ... So they fall back on the typical ridiculous banter that so many of their half-witted brethren have bestowed upon them. For clearly the do not possess any original ideas or conclusions of their own.
    Talk about limited mental capability and half-witted; please, enlighten me as to where exactly there is an attack like you described in this thread. Or are you simply just jabbering on in general on the subject?

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    Hey, you have to take what you're given. If Tebow were an avid musician instead of being religious, and he constantly played air guitar, then we'd be making fun of him for that.

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    Found a bunch of one liners'


    ---------------------------------------------------

    Tim Tebow doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

    Sheep count Tim Tebow touchdowns when they sleep.

    Tim Tebow can win a freestyle rap battle with bible scriptures.

    Scientists agree, the Big Bang was actually a Tim Tebow stiff arm.

    If Tim Tebow was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

    People with amnesia still remember Tim Tebow.

    source: http://www.jokes4us.com/

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