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    I feel out of the loop.

    Can't really play in the hampur during business hours anymore. I guess that's age-appropriate behavior for a boomer like me, but still, there's something about interacting with you morons (and sub-morons -- don't want to forget you guys) that makes me feel good about myself.

    Oh, and no more black jeans either.

    Do we still do the b*****es thing?

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    apparently boobs are now frowned upon.







    no wonder FF2 left (and took his manboobs with him)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    apparently boobs are now frowned upon.
    The hell you say. I said THE HELL YOU SAY.

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    Hit a little snag in your plan huh? Freedom from your job but now no JI during work. Oh the ironing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    The hell you say. I said THE HELL YOU SAY.
    it IS a vision of Hell, worse than anything Master Alighieri ever encountered.


    even former hampur stalwarts like CROfire are saying that boobs should remain covered, in order to preserve a little mystery



    the only mystery is when the **** was teh hampur invaded by teh ghey** and how the hell did this happen??



    was this SARs plan all along??!?
    Last edited by Dirtstar; 08-17-2012 at 07:01 PM. Reason: ** -- not that there's anything wrong with that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Hit a little snag in your plan huh? Freedom from your job but now no JI during work. Oh the ironing.
    LOL yeah, the summer of shakin was cranked up to 11 during July...but I started the new gig on August 1st and -- even though we negotiated for a full month over the telecommuting 2 days a week (I won, technically) -- with some of the initiatives going on right now I just can't do that to the new boss. I've already renegotiated those lost "work from home" days into an extra paid week off in November, during which me, Mrs. Shakin and the two boys are gonna cruise the Caribbean. I am off this coming week though, during which I'll be teaching my sons the fine art of playing the ponies at Saratoga (Travers next Saturday bi****es!!!) as well as depleting Lake George of numerous lake trout.

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    I peed in Lake George.

    A lot.

    _

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    I peed in Lake George.

    A lot.

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    Thanks for sharing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Thanks for sharing.
    I bring teh hijinks and you frown upon it.

    There is no pleasing you.

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    There's a loop?


    What's going on in there!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    I bring teh hijinks and you frown upon it.

    There is no pleasing you.

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    Dude, I've crapped in Lake George. And I'm pretty sure I've shot a couple of loads in there too.

    I'm not waiting for you to please me, I'm waiting for you to impress me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Dude, I've crapped in Lake George. And I'm pretty sure I've shot a couple of loads in there too.
    At the same time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    At the same time?
    You got a problem with that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    You got a problem with that?
    Interesting twist on a blumpkin...

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Can't really play in the hampur during business hours anymore. I guess that's age-appropriate behavior for a boomer like me, but still, there's something about interacting with you morons (and sub-morons -- don't want to forget you guys) that makes me feel good about myself.

    Oh, and no more black jeans either.

    Do we still do the b*****es thing?
    You are missing the daytime genitalia juvenilia; those of us who have time to scamper in the Hamper during the daylight hours. You vampires can own the night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    You got a problem with that?
    Well, if you have a solid object hanging out of your ass while you have a boner... Ghey?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gangrene View Post
    You are missing the daytime genitalia juvenilia; those of us who have time to scamper in the Hamper during the daylight hours. You vampires can own the night.
    Yeah, but late night (aka hammered) shakin writes checks that daytime (aka possibly sober) shakin can't cash. Or remember. Surprisingly, I'm still the most responsible mod on JI.

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    Whatever you do...don't call ffdeuce a pig f*cker around JW....

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    No one told you to become a responsible employee. It's your own fault that you couldn't accept the trade-off of career stagnation for Hampur frivolity. Live and learn, palomine.

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    Shake.

    Any way your septic could clog up soon? Irish whiskey is mighty tasty.

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