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Thread: Phyllis Diller, Dead at 95

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    true story: she was the last living "Phyllis" in the world.


    the name is now extinct.
    I went to high school with a Phyllis. Didn't fingerbang her. Imagine being 33 with that name?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    My money's on one room log cabin school house.
    I moved to Vermont in my early 40's.

    Keep up, dicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I went to high school with a Phyllis. Didn't fingerbang her. Imagine being 33 with that name?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    RIP and such.
    Ugh. Sad.

    How high was the bridge?

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    still, there's a lot of old phalluses in this thread...I mean fallacies

    not includin' Timmy(R) though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    still, there's a lot of old phalluses in this thread...I mean fallacies

    not includin' Timmy(R) though
    I think you intendered to say that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Did you have actual grades, or was it one big schoolhouse where everyone got learned together?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Keep up, dicks.
    That was a shot at Ragu, wasn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I went to high school with a Phyllis. Didn't fingerbang her. Imagine being 33 with that name?
    Did you at least try? You could've been one of the few with a notch like that in your belt.

    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    That was a shot at Ragu, wasn't it?
    LOLz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I went to high school with a Phyllis. Didn't fingerbang her. Imagine being 33 with that name?
    Could have been worse, Eunice or Ester are two classics

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    That was a shot at Ragu, wasn't it?
    Absolutely not. Ragu is Ricardo Montelban compared to some of the dicks here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Absolutely not. Ragu is Ricardo Montelban compared to some of the dicks here.
    Coincidently, mollusk skin supposedly feels like rich Corinthian leather.

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    Great old school woman comic. Never as big as Lucy, but at a time as big as Carrol Burnett. Who goes next, Betty White or Cloris Leachman?
    Rip Phyllis

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    pretty sure P.D. was not a wildcat in bed

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDxDYIQL6Nc

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Phyllis Diller > Gary Moore.

    It needed to be said.

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    She was bigger than him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RazorJet View Post
    Great old school woman comic. Never as big as Lucy, but at a time as big as Carrol Burnett. Who goes next, Betty White or Cloris Leachman?
    Rip Phyllis
    The name Cloris Leachman always sounded to me like a genital predisposition or abnormality. Something along the lines of Clitoromegaly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    pretty sure P.D. was not a wildcat in bed
    Pretty sure there is only reason you would know this.








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    Quote Originally Posted by RazorJet View Post
    Great old school woman comic. Never as big as Lucy, but at a time as big as Carrol Burnett. Who goes next, Betty White or Cloris Leachman?
    Rip Phyllis
    Ruth Buzzi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    I moved to Vermont in my early 40's.

    Keep up, dicks.
    Still sounds like a better story, a school marm, outhouses, nipping some of pappy's moonshine out of the root cellar, hunting squirrels with a pea shooter, and such.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I went to high school with a Phyllis. Didn't fingerbang her. Imagine being 33 with that name?
    She could perhaps pull it off if she was really hot. But I think you could say that with any name.

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